In the windsteppes....
In the warlord's stables of the Xiong Nu capitol...
Tajeng II: Okay now, how do put on this armour, uhng, ah...
Royal horseman: You put on this scale shirt first, not the plates!
Tajeng: oh,.. Gods dammint, this won't fit!
Royal Horseman: Well, It should, we made it personally for you.
After few hours of struggling with the cataphract armour...
Tajeng: It fits... oh, this is kinda cosy...
Royal horseman:
finally... phew!
Tajeng: What?
Royal Horsemen: umm, What?
Tajeng: What did you say?
Royal Horseman: I said: what...
Tajeng: no, before that...
Royal horseman: well, you have grown to little... uhm, roundish, during your reign.
Tajeng: what are you suggesting that I'm fat?!
Royal horseman: no, no!
Tajeng: good, let's go, I've got an army to cheer up. Damn, this armour is heavy, do you think the horse can take this?
Royal horseman: well, your horse is of the royal stock, strongest horses of the steppes. All, the nobles now on are cataphracts on the battlefield, so there's much more demand for pratically strong horses.
Few hours later. Tajeng was keeping rousing speech to his army, at the capitol...
Noble: Dammit, he is going to keep a speech!
Baras: The guy has speaking abilities! My horse makes better speeches!
*people chear as the warlord steps out*
Tanget's speech:
Men, we're gathered because other people force us to... I
know this isn't fair, but live is not, fair... I mean, I am not here because I wan't to, its because,
my mother told me to make a big thing out of this an' all... Anyway, I would like you to sack some cities and villages,
maybe fight some battles, too...
*the crowd starts to whisper to each other in confusion*
(another fanastically... bad story, by naziassbandit)