Stupid proverbs

[eastsidebagel]

Let me begin:
When live gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars.

Just believe in yourself, because nobody else will do it for you.

If you just believe strong enough in your capabilities, it won't make much of a difference.

 

[Stormrage]

Wait, these aren`t funny...

 

[eastsidebagel]

Wait, these aren`t funny...

No, not funny, but certainly stupid.

 

[Stormrage]

Then this is the wrong forum, stupid things belong to the OT one

 

[Cardiac Kids]

hehe...stupid

 

[holy king]

he who sits in a glasshouse shouldnt point with others at fingers.

 

[rhawn]

He who goes to bed with itchy bum awakes with stinky finger.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Yes, my thread has finally got alive (I hope)!
Never ask a member of the KKK if he could spare you fire!

 

[Abaddon]

Those who think this thread has merit, should enjoy lemons

 

[salty mud]

Those who have 670 posts on an internet forum in less than three weeks, more outdoors he needs.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

People who think proverbs must be expressed as if Yoda were saying them, stupid they are.

 

[eastsidebagel]

Those who have 670 posts on an internet forum in less than three weeks, more outdoors he needs.

You're hitting me at my weakest point!
I never post while being home, just at work.
Don't kill bees or there won't be any honey, or bees for that matter.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

To make an omelette you need to go to a breakfast diner.

 

[eastsidebagel]

If your team loses, you should have had stayed the f**k out of the stadion.
The Chinese use the same word for "crisis" and "oppurtunity". Much less known is the fact that they also use the same word for "crap" and "Spongebob Squarepants Merchandises".
If life gives you lemons, buy some limonade because who still makes his own juice?

 

[Huayna Capac357]

If you can't stand the heat, why did you turn your thermostat to 100?

 

[eastsidebagel]

Instead of drinking Diet Coke, drink regular one instead, because why bother? Do you actually think it will help you to lose weight, you obese swine?
(Works at best when saying that to a woman.)

 

[KaiserElectric]

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and throw a party!
-Ron White

 

[eastsidebagel]

Stupid stereotypes are my only source of amusement.
-A colorblind racist

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Stupid stereotypes are my only source of amusement.
-A colorblind racist

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...SdaCKonWqQL35KTnCg&q=chappelle+clayton+bigsby

 

[Kennigit]

An over-used one:

Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for the day. Teach how to make a fire, and he will be warm for all the winters. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.