Suggest some band names and have them rated.

[Eukaryote]

Suggest some band names and rate the names of the guy that posted before you. I'll start:

"Stranger from the other line"
or
"Stranger from another line"

 

[Perfection]

Meh, it's not that good. 3/10

"The Toungin' Groove"

 

[Bozo Erectus]

"Will Emote For Food"

 

[Rambuchan]

8/10 Not bad there Perf. Good funk band name.

1/10 Lame Bozo, pure lameness.

I was in a punk band when I was 13-15 and we called ourselves "The Flaming Ar*eholes". We got one gig and were not allowed that name so we called ourselves "Flaming Our Souls".

 

[Perfection]

8/10 Not too Shabby

"Dawgs Playin' Polka"

 

[Bozo Erectus]

5/10

"Will And The Yablomies"

 

[Mise]

The bands I've been in:

Burn the Plastic
Hit By Fridge <--- this is my favourite
Figure of Seven

Suggested band names:
No phat chixx0rz
Giev epix plz
Bob! <--- rate this one if you only wanna do one.

@Ram: I don't believe that story for one minute

@Bozo: 2/10. I mean, WTH?

 

[Rambuchan]

Mise: With such crap band names to your own name you wouldn't believe it. 2/10 (that's 5/10 with a 3 point deduction for being a non-believer and calling me a liar. I really have nothing significant to gain from lying about it.)

 

[Perfection]

"The Pathetic Fallacy"

 

[Mise]

@Ram: I didn't say you were lying, I just thought it was one of those "funny anecdotes" that comedians tell that aren't really true (or are embelishments) but are funny nonetheless.

 

[~Corsair#01~]

4/10. Lacks zing.

"Lolicon Victory", inspired by recent court case.

EDIT- "Sextermination", inspired by another recent... event.

 

[Rambuchan]

@Ram: I didn't say you were lying, I just thought it was one of those "funny anecdotes" that comedians tell that aren't really true (or are embelishments) but are funny nonetheless.

Sounds like an accusation of lying.


Anyway....8/10 for Perf's fallacy.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Christian rock group with a lead singer named Hank:

"Hank IF You Love Jesus"

 

[Fifty]

The best bet for band names now is to try to do something funny w/ the name of the band members, like Bozo's above.

If you try doing something like " the [insert some plural noun] " your band is automatically stupid

Then the people who just make it obscure and wierd, which has been done too much

Then the people who try and make them subtley intelligent like alluding to mathematics or something, and those just suck too

The only good musician names right now are rappers. Seriously. Yeah you all hate rap, whatever... it's the new rock and roll and ya'll know it.

 

[nonconformist]

Lenin and his Commissars.

 

[Rambuchan]

^ Crap! Nil point.

How about: "Spamadelic"

 

[The Last Conformist]

3/10 too injokish.

Broken Record

 

[Bozo Erectus]

"Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up"

 

[nonconformist]

"The Jewry is Out"

 

[Eklektikos]

Would only be any good if used by a neo-nazi band, which makes the name automatically deserving of 1/10. Sorry.

How about "Nonconsensual Colonoscopy"?