Survival: The Next CFCRPG

[Syterion]

Why are there Japanese people in South America?

On another note, can I play? Wild Fire doesn't seem to be playing anymore.

 

[Thrawn]

I think he wants to kill us. Lets hand over the dude and hope he doesn't.

 

[Lord Paul]

Originally posted by Syterion
Why are there Japanese people in South America?

On another note, can I play? Wild Fire doesn't seem to be playing anymore.

Would you mind being the guide?

edit: not again!

 

[Syterion]

Would you mind being the guide?

edit: not again!

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you are puglover, but you signed into your brother's account. So I can be the guide? Is he going to be okay?

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Syterion


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you are puglover, but you signed into your brother's account. So I can be the guide? Is he going to be okay?

Yeah, he may be a weaker because of his injuries, but you can still solve puzzles, make decisions, and fight battles.




The adventurers hand over the man. "I appreciate your help. But trespassers on the Holy Grounds of Muumba must be sacrificed Muumba himself! I will feast on your foreigner flesh! GUARDS!" Suddenly, two guards come with bamboo shields and long knives. Then the Guide (Syterion) finds two hunting knives on the ground, probably dropped by some natives.

 

[Syterion]

Since I don't have a name yet, I will now be called Mr. E.

I , being the brilliant person I am, quickly hand over the knives to our soldier Lee Jade. I suggest to him that he try to kill the guards and the other dude qickly so we can begin the tour of South America. They will witness cascading waterfalls, climb huge mountains with breathtaking views, see exotic animals and plants, all while being accompanied by the most knowledgeable guide in the business!

 

[Perfection]

*Goes to speak to head Japanese guy*

Wait a minute, you say you want to feast on forigners, yet you're from Japan, not Ecuador! That makes you foriegners too! So why don't you save us the trouble of fighting and go eat yourselves! Leave us alone, you annoying Paganistic slime-balls!

*Spits on head Japanese guy*

Gah! Why I have to deal with so many idiots?

 

[puglover]

"Um... uh.... I am not Japanese! I am a native of this land! After all, I AM the God of War, Muumba! Yeah! That's it! I can't be Japanese! In fact, I don't even know what Japanese means! What does it mean?"

Lee Jade rushes at one guard and with her two knives slices his sides. The other guard is frightened. Obviously the "god of war" underestimated you and sent inexperienced soldiers. The other guard is killed, but not without giving Lee Jade a minor wound on the leg.

 

[Thrawn]

*patches up minor wound as best as possible.*

 

[Perfection]

I think the "God of War" is possessed by a "God of Stupidity"

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Can I join as the Hunter?

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Erik Mesoy
Can I join as the Hunter?

You can be a native hunter who joins the team against "Muumba" I guess.

 

[puglover]

One native says in a loud voice, "This is not Muumba! This is an imposter!" He grabs his hunting spear and joins the group. The priests of Muumba fill with rage and organize a small mob of angry supporters of the fake Muumba; with "Muumba" leading them. The native man, whose name is not yet known, can act as a go between to the natives for he knows both Japanese and the native tounge, Gou'chu. Everyone grabs some rocks.

 

[CivCube]

"Hail!" I say to the natives, stupidly expecting the native to intrepret. "We mean you no harm. Who is this Muumba who so clearly Rules this Land with Benevolence? Speak quickly, or I shall summon a great Evil!"

I then dance madly in a circle and wave my arms about while whistling "Yankee Doodle" with one eye closed.

 

[Perfection]

I slap CivCube

"Stop it, idiot!"

I think we better throw rocks at the Japense guys until they go away!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Originally posted by puglover
You can be a native hunter who joins the team against "Muumba" I guess.

Didn't really follow that, but oh well, here goes nothing...

We're on a forum, so our world don't exist.
We're meeting people who live in a forest.
They have an entirely different system of religion.
Now I know who they are! Only one thing to do!

*grabs Professor Perfect's arm to stop him slapping Cube *
*While Cube is whistling "Yankee Doodle" and dancing, Rikel the hunter babbles in proto-Quenya for 8 minutes, prefectly confident that he will be understood*

 

[Perfection]

*I slap Erik Mesoy and CivCube*

Quit being dorks!

*I slap Erik Mesoy once again!*

Okay, I think that takes care of the slapping... Now onto more important things!

*I throw rocks at the Japenese folk to make them go away*

Take that!

 

[Syterion]

I decide to bravely hide behind a tree while Perfection throws rocks, so If they get in a rage I'll be protected. I also try to avoid being seen by Perfection, for fear of slapping.

 

[Thrawn]

Think I'll stay with the guide, he is injured after all.

 

[puglover]

A large battle ensues. The two angry factions collide, killing each other. In the fray, you see "muumba" fleeing. He trips on a rock. You have three options...

1. Grab your knives and rocks and attack the other faction.
2. Run to "muumba" and do something to him
3. Run away