Official Press Communique Regarding the Rogue State known to some as "Italy" and its unlawful occupation of Tunisia
Italy has deluded a depressing number of people into believing it has any right to Tunisia. It makes bold claims! and for who does it make these claims?
Not Tunisians, certainly not. Italy as a state is sleeping with the fascist menace, and we can only assume that a complete unlawful extermination of an entire populace is planned to make way for Italian colonization, as their "forefathers" did.
Because, fellow members of the Sahel Protection Alliance, fellow sane communities of the world, All Europe has is a past.
A past. The dead. The crumbled, the collapsed. Washed away by a sea of time. Clinging to glories, back when they could claim that one's head size was a natural indicator of leadership, when skin color was the true test of a government, not any actual capability.
What, then, does Africa have?
If we do not stand up to these imperialists who come, yet again, to Africa to enrich themselves and attempt to wipe away the culture of Africa, to replace it with their bastardization, to shoot our children for "slacking" in the mines and ask us why we aren't grateful, Africa has nothing.
But today, we invoke not the past. We may gaze upon Musa, we may gaze upon the Toucouleurs, we may gaze upon Morocco's past...
And we will find that our past is one of defeat.
Not one day longer.
The time has come for us to unite against this common foe. Moroccan or Serer, Soninke or Tuareg, we stand united knowing one thing.
We will not fearfully cling to the past because that is where our glories lie. We will take those glories, and improve upon them thousandfold.
We must emphasize, yet again, that this is for the well-being of Tunisians against potential fascism, which rears its ugly head all too often. As such, we will not, throughout this regrettable conflict, interfere with the movements of civilian Tunisians to neutral parties, such as the Sanctuary Republics. We also recommend those Tunisians thinking of fleeing to Italy or the Sahel Protection Alliance to flee to nearby neutral states instead, lest the war follow you.
So Muslims, pray in your mosques, Christians in your churches...
And may the deities have mercy on imperialists, for the Sahel Protection Alliance will not.