The best job in the world

[CaptainF]

I can't swim! *sob*

I, for one, think that would be an awesome job.

If only I could swim...

Never fear my non-swimming brethren! There is glory to be had in sinking to the bottom...

 

[Arwon]

Canada and Austrialia only have a cerimonial monarchy. It annoys me too, but it's not that devastating to have a head of state with no power for no paticular reason.

Honestly, I think the insane level of respect and deference given to the American president makes it monarchical in a way our countries ain't.

I'm still a republican though.

 

[RedRalph]

I think I've seen you use the word penis (or pene) more than any other poster. I almost never use it.

thats true actually, she's always bringing penises up (badumtisch)

 

[LucyDuke]

Hey, I didn't drive the topic, I just skipped the circumphemism y'all use.

Honestly, I think the insane level of respect and deference given to the American president makes it monarchical in a way our countries ain't.

Dude, we think those people are crazy too. Especially the Bushies.

 

[Bronx Warlord]

The best job in the world is obviously that of Marine Rifleman. Not that I am biased or anything.

 

[Zarn]

Canada and Austrialia only have a cerimonial monarchy. It annoys me too, but it's not that devastating to have a head of state with no power for no paticular reason.

Is this suppose to be new information for me?

 

[Sharwood]

Hey, I didn't drive the topic, I just skipped the circumphemism y'all use.



Dude, we think those people are crazy too. Especially the Bushies.

So first you brought up penises, now you're bringing up Bush? I think you need either a therapy session, or a night out in Amsterdam.

 

[Dachs]

a night out in Amsterdam.

I think Bangkok would be a better place dude.

 

[Sharwood]

I think Bangkok would be a better place dude.

Bangkok would be more appropriate for the transgender thread. Honestly, in that country you don't have a clue what you're getting.

Anyway, Lucy likes her some drugs, Amsterdam has more and safer drugs than Bangkok.

 

[Dachs]

Bangkok would be more appropriate for the transgender thread. Honestly, in that country you don't have a clue what you're getting.

Anyway, Lucy likes her some drugs, Amsterdam has more and safer drugs than Bangkok.

Dude, totally missed the point.

 

[Arwon]

Who the hell are those guys?

 

["Incognito"]

The best job in the world would be Paris Hilton. Get paid for being rich spoilt and drunk all the time.

My version of heaven.

 

[Sharwood]

[QUOTE="Incognito";7661524]The best job in the world would be Paris Hilton. Get paid for being rich spoilt and drunk all the time.

My version of heaven.[/QUOTE]
For a second there I thought you meant the best job would be doing Paris Hilton, which just strikes me as . I mean, it'd be like parking a moped in an aircraft hangar, even if the stupid tart did recently claim to have only shagged two guys .

Being Paris Hilton wouldn't be that good anyway, you'd have to get hammered on camera by ugly men, and then there's the whole prison thing. Not to mention being a frikkin' moron.

 

["Incognito"]

For a second there I thought you meant the best job would be doing Paris Hilton, which just strikes me as . I mean, it'd be like parking a moped in an aircraft hangar, even if the stupid tart did recently claim to have only shagged two guys .

Being Paris Hilton wouldn't be that good anyway, you'd have to get hammered on camera by ugly men, and then there's the whole prison thing. Not to mention being a frikkin' moron.

I meant a man version obviously.

 

[Sharwood]

[QUOTE="Incognito";7661621]I meant a man version obviously.[/QUOTE]
Hold on, Paris Hilton's a woman? Considering what I've seen of her performance in bed, I was leaning more towards dead cat.

 

["Incognito"]

Hold on, Paris Hilton's a woman? Considering what I've seen of her performance in bed, I was leaning more towards dead cat.

It's a job title. Barry Hilton then.