The best job in the world

[Sharwood]

CEO => two or three years of stressful work => colossal salary => retirement after two or three years. That's like heaven.

EDIT: And your performance is completely irrelevant! As long as it looks like you're working, you're working and getting that massive salary.

Yeah, but there's a lot of resentment, and that could lead to assassination. As Emperor of Sark, you're beloved by all.

 

[Mise]

Except the Barclay brothers...

 

[Phlegmak]

Yeah, but there's a lot of resentment, and that could lead to assassination. As Emperor of Sark, you're beloved by all.

What is Sark? Is this it?

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=sark&ie=UTF8&ll=48.487486,0.395508&spn=9.906252,27.905273&z=5

I'd never heard of it before.

 

[Sharwood]

What is Sark? Is this it?

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=sark&ie=UTF8&ll=48.487486,0.395508&spn=9.906252,27.905273&z=5

I'd never heard of it before.

How could you post on CFC for so long and be unaware of Sark. Surely you jest.

The Barclay brothers are Sith-spawn, they are unnatural, and will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

 

[Narz]

Either that, or gynaecologist to the stars. There was a guy at my school who wanted to be that.

People don't goto the gynecologist and say "check out my beautiful healthy . .. .. .. .. .". They say, "Doc you gotta help me, I'm oozing orange fluid & I think I have herpes".

Doctors deal with abnormalities for the most part.

Well I guess there's checkups for all the newly sexually active. Hmm, I'll leave the armchair psychoanalysis on that one to EcoFarm.

 

[Mowque]

well, what if your CEO of a tiny company that has no money?

 

[emzie]

ugh, not for me...the constant sunburns would kill me...literally

I was intrigued by the OP until I read this and remembered I come in two colours: death and lobster.

 

[LucyDuke]

I'd rather work hard doing something I loved than just screw around on an island & get paid. That's not my idea of "the best job".

You could do something you love while on the island.

People don't goto the gynecologist and say "check out my beautiful healthy . .. .. .. .. .". They say, "Doc you gotta help me, I'm oozing orange fluid & I think I have herpes".

Doctors deal with abnormalities for the most part.

Well I guess there's checkups for all the newly sexually active. Hmm, I'll leave the armchair psychoanalysis on that one to EcoFarm.

There are checkups for everyone. (Everyone that can afford to go to the doctor, anyway.) Including the perfectly healthy. Pap smears and various other screenings and so forth. And breast exams. /shudder

 

[Narz]

You could do something you love while on the island.

Yeah, probably.

There are checkups for everyone. (Everyone that can afford to go to the doctor, anyway.) Including the perfectly healthy. Pap smears and various other screenings and so forth. And breast exams. /shudder

Still doesn't strike me as a "sexy" job. You have to be very clinical & cannot choose your clients. I guess seeing so many . .. .. .. .. .. .. ., would make me appreciate my partner's unique & special one, it's already my favorite. Perhaps female urologists feel the same (from communal showers at boarding school I can attest there sure are alot of ugly wangs out there ).

 

[LucyDuke]

Still doesn't strike me as a "sexy" job. You have to be very clinical & cannot choose your clients. I guess seeing so many . .. .. .. .. .. .. ., would make me appreciate my partner's unique & special one, it's already my favorite. Perhaps female urologists feel the same (from communal showers at boarding school I can attest there sure are alot of ugly wangs out there ).

Oh, no, no no no. I wasn't trying to insinuate that there's anything sexy about it. It's incredibly unsexy.

And I've never seen a wang that wasn't ugly, but them's the breaks.

(Preemptively, no, it's not just because I haven't seen yours, you goddamn penis freaks.)

 

[downtown]

(Preemptively, no, it's not just because I haven't seen yours, you goddamn penis freaks.)

haha, I was totally going to make this joke.

 

[Narz]

goddamn penis freaks.)

I think I've seen you use the word penis (or pene) more than any other poster. I almost never use it.

 

[emzie]

Yeah, probably.


Still doesn't strike me as a "sexy" job. You have to be very clinical & cannot choose your clients. I guess seeing so many . .. .. .. .. .. .. ., would make me appreciate my partner's unique & special one, it's already my favorite. Perhaps female urologists feel the same (from communal showers at boarding school I can attest there sure are alot of ugly wangs out there ).

Ron Paul is a gynecologist. I still find it very strange that male doctors go into that field. If I were a woman, I'd want a woman checking out my female bits just like as a man, I want a male doctor to put his finger in my bum to check my prostate.

 

[gangleri2001]

Ron Paul is a gynecologist. I still find it very strange that male doctors go into that field. If I were a woman, I'd want a woman checking out my female bits just like as a man, I want a male doctor to put his finger in my bum to check my prostate.

Check my prostate with his finger? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!O!O!O!!O!

 

[emzie]

Check my prostate with his finger? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!O!O!O!!O!

Someone has to do it. Would you feel more comfortable with a male or female doctor doing it?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

The best job in the world is the one you're happiest to do.

 

[Sharwood]

Someone has to do it. Would you feel more comfortable with a male or female doctor doing it?

I'd feel more comfortable dying of prostate cancer.

 

[Eukaryote]

Live in a monarchy whose head of state doesn't even live there... I think I'll pass.

Canada and Austrialia only have a cerimonial monarchy. It annoys me too, but it's not that devastating to have a head of state with no power for no paticular reason.

 

[Irish Caesar]

I, for one, think that would be an awesome job.

If only I could swim...

 

[Dann]

The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the winner's home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland's state government announced on Tuesday.

In return, the "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of "a few minor tasks" -- and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.

The successful applicant, who will stay rent-free in a three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be a good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English.

I can't swim! *sob*