The CFC Confessions Thread

[Catharsis]

I have horrible posture.

That explains your horrible posts hyuk hyuk hyuk

 

[GhostWriter16]

I'm horrible with phone numbers. It took me six years of living here to remember my home phone number (I moved in '05). I just never really had to call it.

I STILL don't know my own cell number

 

[History_Buff]

I follow CollegeHumor's original videos far too closely. As a corollary, my crush on Sarah Schneider remains out of control, even with her departure.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I'm not on Facebook.

Me neither. I don't miss it either, no matter how much my friends tell me I must.

 

[Quackers]

Nobody tells you, you must then Hobb?

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Nobody tells you, you must then Hobb?

Huh?
That went over my head.
Poor grammar on my part?

 

[Quackers]

I'll let that die then.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I'll let that die then.

-I think I'm smarter than most people when clearly I am not.

5char

 

[Quackers]

Well if you insist I missworded it appallingly. The effect was you had no friends
(i await mcbain).

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Well if you insist I missworded it appallingly. The effect was you had no friends
(i await mcbain).

Hahaha that's kind of what I thought, but idk I'm not so bright so I wasn't sure.

You'd think not being on facebook = no friends. But that's not necessarily true.

 

[ZeletDude]

Are these the best confessions you can think of? Come on Zelet, we all suspect that you've got a dark past. Time to spill some secrets. How many dog biscuits have you eaten?

I've killed every houseplant I've ever been put in charge of. I give them names, too, and then I just murder them. Poor Mimi, I overwatered her; Violet got left under a pile of stuff. I forget what happened to Trevor...

Yes .. And I've only eaten one dog cookie.. my Grandma bought it for us thinking it was Christmas cookies (it looked like it), so we ate them.

I really have no dark confessions

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

A confession: I watch Fox News.

 

[bhsup]

A confession: I watch Fox News.

In that vein: I watch CNN

 

[W|M]

I talk about Brasil all the time.

 

[Antilogic]

In that vein: I watch CNN

I'm embarrassed to say that I have CNN on while I'm running on the treadmill. In my defense, the building's cable package only has two 24-hour news networks, CNN and Fox News. And I'm sure as hell not watching one of them.

 

[ZeletDude]

I talk about Brasil all the time.

That isn't one we don't know.

But one has come to mind.

I absolutely hate Brazil because you talk about it all the time. Absolutely hate it.

 

[IdiotsOpposite]

I actually hate children. And dogs.

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

I talk about Brasil all the time.

Who else should talk about it ? Thx btw.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Spoiler for your sakes :

I have no faith in humanity *whatsoever*. I am eager for our extinction.

Yet, I am terrified of it at the same time, as I would rather avoid having to live in a dystopian future.

And, as far as I'm concerned, we are truly all alone in this universe. I have no faith in any of the exoplanet hunts, as all they come up with are the aforementioned dystopian worlds.

On that note, I have no hope or faith in this universe itself at all. Based on EVERYTHING I have learned the past several years, we are *not* going anywhere beyond the Moon. World politics, religion, human psychology and behavior, societal psychology and behavior, astronomy, physics, universally-enforced absolute speed limit of the speed of light, all contribute to this prison of a hellhole we live on.

Earth is a needle in the haystack all right -- an extremely sharp one at that.

Finally, I hold grudges for life. Cross me, I'll vehemently hold it against you for the rest of my life. Including you, Albert Einstein.

 

[Verarde]

- I spent way too much time on the internet and CFC over the summer. Hoping to change that for the school year.
- My parents do not know the full extent of my relationship with the greatest female on earth. (no offense, ladies of CFC)
- I cheated on a few tests during middle school.
- I cheated at Battleship today with my brother. (Shoot me now) but I had already guessed where he had placed his patrol boat, and was just double checking, or so I like to keep telling myself.
- I've come close to running away from home, not due to my parents but due to my own stupidity during freshman year.
- Fifth grade in elementary school was the worst school year of my life. Many times I came home and cried quietly in my room due to the other kids.
- I think everybody who is in middle school should be seen and not heard. This conditionally goes for freshmen as well.