The CFC Confessions Thread

When I was quite small and in primary school I was so excited it was breaktime I ran as fast as I could to the playground. I was unable to stop in time for the teacher ahead of me in the corridor, and I broke the biro pen she was holding. She told me it belonged to another pupil and I should go to him and apologise for breaking his pen.

I never did. I didn't catch the name she said, and I was so scared I was getting into trouble I got confused and didn't ask her to repeat the name. I went to play football instead :(
 
I'm a mean kid.

I'm better at English than History.

I spend too much time online.

I hate most books written for teens.

I hate most smart people I know irl.

I would sleep with myself.

I hate nostalgia.

My grandfather died a couple months ago and I'm not nearly as sad as I should be.

I renounced video games a couple weeks ago. I still play them, though, I just feel bad afterwards.

I like COUNTRY MUSIC.

I hate Katy Perry. MLP is okay, I just don't care for the people who like it, normally.

Most of my friends are Hispanic, but I don't speak Spanish.

I am a Grandma's boy.

I hate nationalism and patriotism.

I hate many countries just because I hate the people I know who come from there I've met online. (England, Belgium, Sweden, Denmark, Brazil ect.)

I love China!

I tell all my friends I'm only attracted to black guys, even though that's not true.
 
I post drunk
You are not the first nor will you be the last. :)

My grandfather died a couple months ago and I'm not nearly as sad as I should be.
there is no correct standard for grief. When my father died, all I needed was 30 minute walk in the woods and he was a great guy.
 
I actually hate children. And dogs.

I wouldn't necessarily say "Hate" but I dislike children and dogs as well. I hate certain dogs. I don't think there's any children I hate, but strongly dislike certainly.
- I think everybody who is in middle school should be seen and not heard. This conditionally goes for freshmen as well.

At least in my school, yes:mischief:

So. Many. Idiots.
 
I scare old ladies with my trouser snake in the local park :(
 
there is no correct standard for grief. When my father died, all I needed was 30 minute walk in the woods and he was a great guy.

This. When my Grandma died I cried once, I felt terrible. :(

Oh, and I dislike children too, especially in groups, they are evil. ;)
 
there is no correct standard for grief. When my father died, all I needed was 30 minute walk in the woods and he was a great guy.

Everyone in my family was boohooing about it (they have depression) and I cried once. :/ That's interesting about your father, though. It makes me feel better.
 
I spend WAY too much time online, reading random drivel for no reason.

I also stay up far too late because I can't be asked to go to bed.

I don't take baths anywhere near as often as I should.

I am unlikely to ever get married.
 
I'm incredibly pig-headed at times:)

I'm also naturally inflexible.

I do wonder whether I'll get married ever either. I'm hoping, but I'm not overly confident.
 
It is 2.38 am in Britain right now. :)
 
It is 2.38 am in Britain right now. :)

It's 9:44 in the New World right now. =) and lawd almighty, I'm about to faint from exhaustion. School will do that. I got up at 4 today.

Confession: If someone doesn't like me, I try to convince myself it's because they're jealous of me.
 
Monasticism!

Since your Christian, I think this is appropriate...

Therefore an overseer must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach,

While I think it would take tortured logic to exclude single people from ministry based on that, it would take even more tortured logic to exclude the married...

Protestantism!:p
 
Orthodoxy! Parish priests are generally expected to be married. Monks are their own thing, with their own priests, deacons, and laity. Bishops are typically monks though.
 
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