This is what you get for playing sports on a video game console instead of playing actual, real-world sports.
We normal gamers have an excuse: there are no aliens invading Earth right now, nor any dragons to slay. We have to sit at a screen to do those things. You don't, so quit complaining, get off your butt, and throw an actual ball around.
Now excuse me, the Darkmoon Faire has once again come to Azeroth, and I need to do the daily quests on each of a half-dozen characters so I can get hella Darkmoon heirlooms next month. And Darkmoon heirlooms are SERIOUS BUSINESS.