The girls washroom DOES smell better!

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Ok, it's not what you think, I am not a pervert. We had permission from the Principle who is kind of conservative (not politicaly). In my Acting class I am in a one act play which takes place inside the girls washroom (on stage, not an actual one) (and not pervertedly either). The girls in our group guarded the entrances warning the other girls that there were boys inside and the girls inside that boys would be coming in.
Things I noticed:
- It's cleaner, brighter
- It smells better, faintly of cleaner, not pee. Wich is, unsurprisingly, a comment made in he play a couple of times.
- THey stalls are a few inches bigger
- None of the girls actualy needed to be in the washroom, they were all just talking to their friends, althoguh I already knew they did this.
- The toilet-paper dispenser was different
- The girls really didn't care there were boys in there.

And yeah, it was interesting. And NOT perverted.
 
Yeah womens room smells much better than the mens room. One time a girl snuck me in the womens room of her dorm, as the mens room was on another floor.
 
And guys tend to do all sorts of damaging or disrespectful things in bathrooms, I've noticed.
 
PrinceScamp said:
Ok, it's not what you think, I am not a pervert.

Pervert is not having an healthy interest in girls

PrinceScamp said:
We had permission from the Principle who is kind of conservative (not politicaly).

Thats one of those things.. whats it called.. when one word doesnt follow the other.. surely he should be liberal to allow that?

PrinceScamp said:
The girls in our group guarded the entrances warning the other girls that there were boys inside and the girls inside that boys would be coming in.

Well you have to be carefull none of them walk in, don't notice the boys and just do secret girl things straight away!!!

PrinceScamp said:
Things I noticed:

- It's cleaner, brighter

Boys are messy...

PrinceScamp said:
- It smells better, faintly of cleaner, not pee. Wich is, unsurprisingly, a comment made in the play a couple of times.

girls smell nice

PrinceScamp said:
- THey stalls are a few inches bigger

not sure what exacly u mean by stalls so i'll avoid that one

PrinceScamp said:
- None of the girls actualy needed to be in the washroom, they were all just talking to their friends, althoguh I already knew they did this.

Aha, yes, but thanks for making it definite!

PrinceScamp said:
- The toilet-paper dispenser was different

UH? how?

PrinceScamp said:
The girls really didn't care there were boys in there.

Girls like boys, makes sence to me, aslong as they dont acutally wana pee!

PrinceScamp said:
And yeah, it was interesting. And NOT perverted.

The more you repeat that, them more it is.. ;0
 
At parties I often go to the ladies toilet because they're the cleanest. And if the ladies start to make a big fuss about it, it's just more entertaining, and I might take a piss with the door open just to see what their reaction might be haha.
 
you just want one to be drunk enough to grab it! :p
 
storealex said:
At parties I often go to the ladies toilet because they're the cleanest. And if the ladies start to make a big fuss about it, it's just more entertaining, and I might take a piss with the door open just to see what their reaction might be haha.
That does not paint a pretty picture. :cringe:
 
Thats one of those things.. whats it called.. when one word doesnt follow the other.. surely he should be liberal to allow that?

It's a she, and she even got a dress code put in at the last school she was at. She is kind of conservative for sure but does see common sense, also since we lost (they went to other schools) three of our admin (one who used to a WWE wrestler) the crime rate went up quite a bit this year as the students don't really respect Mrs. Carpenter, many hate her.

not sure what exacly u mean by stalls so i'll avoid that one

THe metal dividers + door around the toilets is called a stall.


UH? how?

Can't remember.

The more you repeat that, them more it is.. ;

I'll take that advice in mind.
 
its scary crime is even an issue for you in school, i am glad i didnt have to worry.

guess makes sence.. there no need for the space of urinals!

:)
 
Once, someone at my school made a fake annoucment that every male toilet in the school was closed, and that the guys had to use the girls toilets instead. And IIRC, there were a few people who were gullible enough to believe it.
 
Once I came into a womens bathroom by mistake and I used it. I was a bit confused because I didn't find any urinals, it was much cleaner and smelled much, much better.

I guess is because men eat more than women and our crap contains more nitrogen based compounds.
 
why does male crap contain more nitrogen? And why would this contribute to smell? Toilets get rid of pooh before it could break down to ammonium and noticably "smelly"

Also, is it not the uric acid content in the males that really makes the smells? i mean how many take dumps in public unless you really need to? Drunks and sloppy people pissing all over the place makes it smell i think currently.
 
storealex said:
At parties I often go to the ladies toilet because they're the cleanest. And if the ladies start to make a big fuss about it, it's just more entertaining, and I might take a piss with the door open just to see what their reaction might be haha.
I hope you are joking.

Anyway, I don't think I've ever actually been inside of a womens bathroom. Some friends went inside of one when I was with them though (No women inside) and when I opened the door to tell them to get out I noticed that they had a padded bench, table and reading lamp in there. Weird, I never really had the urge to sit down and read in a public bathroom, but I suppose some people might....
 
I smeels better because girls FLUSH.

My dad is a plumber who swears that the worst smell in the world is clogged up urinal pipes. They get clogged from dry pee. :vomit:
 
Yeah a drunken trip to the ladys with full accompanyment of mates (male and female) revealed a nice leather couch with mags to read....
 
The smell can also be attributed to girls not lazily whizzing all over the floor while standing at the urinal.
 
I think I'ved used the girls bathroom at my job maybe 80% of the time? Bigger, nicer, cleaner and has a mirror. Why bother to use the guys when it smells like... yeah bad.

Plus, the girls bathrooms smell better in high schools no matter what because that is where all the girls put on their 4 pounds of perfume in the morning so their parents don't know.

;)
 
When you spend half your life doing your hair in there, it better be nice.
 
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