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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He was stapled to a chicken.
He was stapled to a chicken.
The LAMEST jokes you can think of...
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Bartleby
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What's the funniest item of glassware in the lab?
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Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Why did the rodent cross the road, roll in some mud and then cross back over again?
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Rock and his son Rocky went for a walk. Rocky sees a honey bee and kills it. Rock looks at Rocky and says 'what did you do that for'? and Rocky answers 'idunno'. Rock tells him 'just for that you don't get any honey for two weeks'.
They walk a little farther and Rocky sees a little butterfly and kills it. Rock looks at Rocky and says 'what did you do that for'? and Rocky answers 'idunno'. Rock tells him 'just for that you don't get any butter for two weeks'
They make there way home and theres Raquel, Rocks wife, in the kitchen when a cockroach scurries across the floor and she kills it. Rocky looks at Rock and says 'are you gonna tell her or am I'?
They walk a little farther and Rocky sees a little butterfly and kills it. Rock looks at Rocky and says 'what did you do that for'? and Rocky answers 'idunno'. Rock tells him 'just for that you don't get any butter for two weeks'
They make there way home and theres Raquel, Rocks wife, in the kitchen when a cockroach scurries across the floor and she kills it. Rocky looks at Rock and says 'are you gonna tell her or am I'?
Veritass
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What's Irish and stays out in the yard all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Paddy O'Furniture.
Sophie 378
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Why should we celebrate the invention of the Venetian blind?
Because otherwise it'd be curtains for all of us.
Because otherwise it'd be curtains for all of us.
Swedishguy
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What kind of waves do you get on a small beach?v Radio waves. Instead of micro waves. Harrharrharr.
Whoops, I broke my promise!
Whoops, I broke my promise!
Aramazd
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WTH?
Veritass
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The joke is supposed to go like this:
Did you hear about the new <ethnic> invention?
It's a milli-wave oven.
Did you hear about the new <ethnic> invention?
It's a milli-wave oven.
angeleyes
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Thread:'What Are You Reading, Again?'.
post: 'What Are You Reading, Again!'.
That's lame!
post: 'What Are You Reading, Again!'.
That's lame!
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The eye of the wolf...
Why did the rooster cross the road? - It saw an elephant on the other side.
Why did the rooster cross the road again? - An elephant was chasing it.
Why did the elephant cross the road? - A rooster tried to hump it.
Why did the rooster cross the road again? - An elephant was chasing it.
Why did the elephant cross the road? - A rooster tried to hump it.
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XCL and I thought it only fair to include the citation.
The 777 Hoax
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What's the speed of sex?
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Swedishguy
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What's the terminal velocity of sex?
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flyingchicken
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What do you call a pen you can play with?
Ha. Ha. Ha.
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
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Huh? That was not lame--it made no sense.
Oh well.
Who do you piss on in a long road trip through the countryside?
Ha. Ha. Ha. HA!
What do you find in a volcano-side hotel?
Ha. Ha. Ha. AND HA!
Oh well.
Who do you piss on in a long road trip through the countryside?
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Ha. Ha. Ha. HA!
What do you find in a volcano-side hotel?
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Ha. Ha. Ha. AND HA!
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I went to the butcher today. He told me he had some little chickens going "cheap, cheap, cheap".
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