Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,104 Location Exile. Mar 1, 2025 #861 My joke about rice cakes was removed for being completely tasteless.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,104 Location Exile. Mar 2, 2025 #862 What is the difference between a Trump Republican and a Ukrainian? Spoiler : A Ukrainian defends their capital.
What is the difference between a Trump Republican and a Ukrainian? Spoiler : A Ukrainian defends their capital.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,104 Location Exile. Mar 3, 2025 #863 My wife just opened the car door for me... This would have been a nice gesture had she not been driving 100 kph.
My wife just opened the car door for me... This would have been a nice gesture had she not been driving 100 kph.
Kyriakos Creator Joined Oct 15, 2003 Messages 77,860 Location The Dream Mar 4, 2025 #864 Could go into videos, but it is lame-cool imo:
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,104 Location Exile. Mar 9, 2025 #865 I tried to 'walk like an Egyptian'... Now I need a Cairo practor.
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 13,142 Mar 9, 2025 #866 I know one, but he's a bit of an old Giza.
Miniskirt She Who Joined Mar 24, 2024 Messages 103 Location Dover, Delaware Mar 15, 2025 #867 What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is extremely large. A zippo is a little lighter.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is extremely large. A zippo is a little lighter.
Miniskirt She Who Joined Mar 24, 2024 Messages 103 Location Dover, Delaware Mar 21, 2025 #869 x - y = y - x same difference
Miniskirt She Who Joined Mar 24, 2024 Messages 103 Location Dover, Delaware Mar 25, 2025 #870 (A- or B+) / 7 seventh grade
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 13,142 Mar 28, 2025 #871 I used a hair dryer to completely dry up a little rivulet flowing through my back yard. Maybe you think that's a little ex-stream.
I used a hair dryer to completely dry up a little rivulet flowing through my back yard. Maybe you think that's a little ex-stream.
Miniskirt She Who Joined Mar 24, 2024 Messages 103 Location Dover, Delaware Mar 31, 2025 #872 3.BB three point shot
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,104 Location Exile. Apr 4, 2025 #873 You can't just throw money at a problem and expect it to go away. Unless I am the problem. Then please go ahead.
You can't just throw money at a problem and expect it to go away. Unless I am the problem. Then please go ahead.
Miniskirt She Who Joined Mar 24, 2024 Messages 103 Location Dover, Delaware Apr 7, 2025 #874 A notable difference between men and women is that when a woman asks you to smell something it likely smells nice.
A notable difference between men and women is that when a woman asks you to smell something it likely smells nice.
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 40,608 Location UK Apr 9, 2025 #875 I used to be addicted to Phil Collins, but take a look at me now! That said, do you think that Phil Collins is his real name or a pseu-pseu-pseudonym?
I used to be addicted to Phil Collins, but take a look at me now! That said, do you think that Phil Collins is his real name or a pseu-pseu-pseudonym?
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,104 Location Exile. Apr 9, 2025 #876 Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: 0mg!
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 13,142 Apr 13, 2025 #877 Wouldn't you know it! That darned sock developed another hole!