The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Uncle Sparky]

The man who stole my diary and Bible died today.
My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

A pun walks into a bar and ten people die.
Pun in. Ten dead.

 

[Kyriakos]

This is probably the worst ever:

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

 

[Miniskirt]

Ninjas hide in plain sight

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Need an Ark?
I Noah guy...

 

[Miniskirt]

Is this the forum to post alpaca jokes? Or just Llama jokes?

 

[Miniskirt]

The Cowboy came to the frontier town wearing his spiffy new paper suit.

He got arrested for rustling.

 

[Narz]

What happened to the loser in the simulation when he tried to turns his foes against each other and conquer the world?

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He got a divide by zero error.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I used to be afraid of running hurdles...
but I got over it.

 

[Miniskirt]

Ninjas hide in plain sight

 

[Bonyduck Campersang]

 

[Miniskirt]

they couldn't spell 'poll', sheesh