The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Uncle Sparky]

NYE in Time Square is boring...
They always drop the ball.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Yeah, they really ought to resolve to do better.

 

[dariusII]

NYE in Time Square is boring...
They always drop the ball.

And they're always leaving things to the last minute, too!

 

[dariusII]

My wife and I met at a castanet class, where we clicked.

Actually....

My wife and I are both tightrope walkers. We met online.

Actually...

We met at a library. How novel!

Actually...

We met a driving range, where we hit it off.

Actually...

We met at a chess match, where she made the first move.

Actually...

We met at a museum. And the rest is history!

 

[Kyriakos]

I like that it works both with the pun and without.

 

[Gori the Grey]

With how predictable a thing it is the first song that people sing at New Years, I guess you could call the lighted ball in Times Square an "auld lang" sign.

(How's that for a joke that's just 11 days late?)

 

[dariusII]

I used to make clown shoes, which was no small feat.

 

[dariusII]

I used to be a cop. One night a guy asked me if he could urinate on my wrist.

I said: 'Not on my watch.'

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I used to date a woman who owned a parrot. The damn thing would never stop talking.
The parrot was quiet, though.