The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[<Nexus>]

Too bad my friend, Mark didn't get this joke.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

'Do not touch' must be the scariest thing to read in braille.

 

[Kyriakos]

 

[Gori the Grey]

Three deaf old ladies:

"It sure is windy."
"It's not Wednesday, it's Thursday."
"I'm thirsty too; let's stop somewhere for a drink."

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Apparently it isn't orange make-up...

It's TACO seasoning.

 

[dariusII]

I'm the only member of my family to have never kissed under the mistletoe.

So I've got that hanging over my head.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Vegan: You know that animal you're eating probably had a family.

Me: Thank you, but I'm really not that hungry.