The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[PhroX]

You should never try to make wine in a toilet - it isn't vin-d'loo.

On a similar note, coq-au-vin means sex in a truck...

 

[dariusII]

One of my friends who has Tourette's, just started seeing a Tourette's specialist who is supposed to be very good.

A lot of people swear by him.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

There is very little difference between Superman and I.
He has super vision. I require supervision.

 

[Thrasybulos]

And both of you tend to do things on the fly?

 

[<Nexus>]

I'm half Ironam and half Spiderman:
Ironman has no special powers and Spiderman has no money.

 

[dariusII]

My narcoleptic brother was recently pickpocketed.

Hey - you snooze, you lose.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

My patience is like a gift card...
I'm not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.

 

[<Nexus>]

 

[Samson]

Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software

 

[Uncle Sparky]

A latte is a brewed beverage made by adding $5 to a cup of coffee.

 

[Samson]

i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

If we all stopped using margarine, the world would be a butter place.

 

[<Nexus>]

Are you really gonna spread these kind of jokes?

 

[Uncle Sparky]

We already did a bunch of bread puns, so I'm leaven this topic.

 

[Samson]

i don’t know what their problem is but blacksmiths really have an axe to grind.

 

[Gori the Grey]

I'm really getting nervous about those caterpillars I ate.

It's like I've got butterflies in my stomach.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I was very disappointed with our local all-midget choir's rendition of the 'Hallalujah Chorus'! No-one could reach the high notes. They all fell short!

 

[danjuno]

C'mon, don't sell 'em short.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I'm not the type to belittle.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I've just quit my job at the candy store.
So long, suckers!