gbno1fan
Emperor
Why don't we have a thread for the Church of Meleet?
I just went to the only one I found...
I just went to the only one I found...
The RNG Enlightenment Centre
- Thread starter Meleager
- Start date
Interesting, isn't it, that new citizens are instinctively able to find their way here!
I guess the Meleet Cult hasn't raised enough funds to establish nice quarters right in the center of everything.
Just goes to show, the RNG is indeed way more powerful than even Meleet.
I guess the Meleet Cult hasn't raised enough funds to establish nice quarters right in the center of everything.
Just goes to show, the RNG is indeed way more powerful than even Meleet.
Meleager
Stoned as a Statue
The Church of the Meleet has fallen due to low attendance. Maybe if its members were as vigorus as they say they are it would not have fallen into such disarray.
That fact that Rik has not smitted you proved that he is not god.
That fact that Rik has not smitted you proved that he is not god.
fe3333au
Deity
Listen not to the unbelievers ... here is the way 
no link 
Wow and Damned ... cannot find ealy stuff
... It seem that a lot of historical posts have been culled ?!!
EDIT ... Found link in the Fun and Frivilous stickied thread
Enter those Pure of Heart
Thinking if the earlier threads have been archived ... it may be difficult to view the discussions from our rivals ... like why TNT started the war, etc.
no link Wow and Damned ... cannot find ealy stuff
... It seem that a lot of historical posts have been culled ?!!EDIT ... Found link in the Fun and Frivilous stickied thread
Enter those Pure of Heart
Thinking if the earlier threads have been archived ... it may be difficult to view the discussions from our rivals ... like why TNT started the war, etc.
gbno1fan
Emperor
@Fe - Try changing the dates shown under the "Display Options" at the top of the main forum page. You should be able to set it to "beginning;" It is currently set to "100 days"
fe3333au
Deity
Thanks 
@GB: Please refrain from giving aid and succor to idolatrous and superstitious heathens within these walls (unless they come here asking for education and elucidation!). This is a place of learning, a place for contemplation on the wonderful variety and splendor that results from a RNG.
If the ignoramuses can't find where they parked their jalopy of a church, that's their problem. Let them dig through the trash with their own hands.
On a more positive note, it appears that your donation of Iron Rings has gone a long way to helping our missionaries reach the KISS border towns: It appears that Peace is still attainable!
If the ignoramuses can't find where they parked their jalopy of a church, that's their problem. Let them dig through the trash with their own hands.
On a more positive note, it appears that your donation of Iron Rings has gone a long way to helping our missionaries reach the KISS border towns: It appears that Peace is still attainable!
Meleager
Stoned as a Statue
@ pg, 
That was pretty good
That was pretty good
Meleager
Stoned as a Statue
RNG worship has gone international. 
fe3333au
Deity
More importantly 
... So has Meleet ... and according to TNT, he has a son 
... So has Meleet ... and according to TNT, he has a son
What is this you speak of? Please, direct all of us who are curious to a link, O Vile Heathen!
fe3333au
Deity
TNT have posted a 'bible' on the Un thread.
Nice read about Provo
Oh and please refrain from calling me names Minister ... or no more invites to the Bath facilities under the Foreign Offices
Nice read about Provo
Oh and please refrain from calling me names Minister ... or no more invites to the Bath facilities under the Foreign Offices
gbno1fan
Emperor
Mel said:
I must say that I'm a little bothered by the fact that I was thinking of starting a third church along these lines, and my name is Ben (the same as your character who is called the heretic and created this doctrine).
Are you reading my mind?
fe3333au
Deity
Ha ... they are even random in their doctrine ... some say this randomness is a force of nature ... others a diety.
Leave them to their chaos .... embrace Meleet for Divine Order
Leave them to their chaos .... embrace Meleet
for Divine Order
Meleager
Stoned as a Statue
History has proven that order doesn't work
@ Ben, Must be the power of the RNG...
@ Ben, Must be the power of the RNG...
azzaman333
meh
The kort tribe from ooga booga land will solve the problems of the world when Mr Kinniwachahonkawoozle does a triple front flip.
gbno1fan
Emperor
Meleager said:
Or maybe it is a sign from both Meleet and the RNG that a new church must open and I should be the one to do it...
hmm...
ybbor
Will not change his avata
I have renounced my beliefs, and as founder of the RNG elightenment center, I urge all of you to drop this poor charade, and worship with me at the church of Meleet. I confess now that this center has been little more than an excuse to take funds from the center and use it for my own personal gains. After spending some alone time with Meleet, I now have the conviction to admit the error of my ways, and I hope that Meleet will forgive me. I urge all of you to do the same.
Meleet be Praised
Meleet be Praised
azzaman333
meh
I, classical_hero, now know that the RNG is the one true god, and that the way of Meleet is an evil money sucking cult!
Let's not forget to thank the RNG for delivering us the 1000 Monkeys Treaty!
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