The Rules of Being a Man

[The Last Conformist]

Real men are too insecure to admit their mistakes?

If your ego isn't big enough to admit error, your cheney is probably small too.

 

[h4ppy]

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RULE 6 ~ You must offer your coat when a lady is cold.

Some things never change. You must still presume that she is fragile and incapable of protecting herself.

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RULE 7 ~ It is now OK to moisturise. (check exceptions)

We are now allowed / supposed to take pride in our appearance. This means you can go over board on hair wax and moisturisers.

NOTE: This still excludes the use of brands like Oil of Ulay or anything with pink on the label. Nivea is now bordeline into macho. You want to be using starkly designed creams that smell like shi*e if you are a true heterosexual male.

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IMO of society the first one is now exceptable to refuse. "You're cold? You should have brung a jacket!" and the second is borderline.

 

[nonconformist]

A real man is someone who's most dangerous when you hear "Hey guys, look at this!"

 

[Mark1031]

How about never ask for directions. In fact never ask for help of any kind.

 

[Mise]

Real men are too insecure to admit their mistakes?

If your ego isn't big enough to admit error, your cheney is probably small too.

Real men don't make mistakes. There's ALWAYS someone else to blame.

A real man is someone who's most dangerous when you hear "Hey guys, look at this!"

How about never ask for directions. In fact never ask for help of any kind.

I guess "uhh, guys? I need some help......." is pretty scary too...

 

[The Last Conformist]

@Mise: Ergo, real men have small cheneys. I always suspected.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Only guys with small cheneys wonder how big the cheneys of real mean are

 

[The Last Conformist]

If they've got as small ones as me, I pity them.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Hey Im not bragging, my ex used to use roachclips

 

[Mise]

@Mise: Ergo, real men have small cheneys. I always suspected.

Real men have large cheneys, and large egos. The fact that we don't ever admit mistakes is due solely to the fact that we don't ever make mistakes -- the blame always lies with someone or something else. This lso explains why real men are bad workmen.

For example, the above typo is due to my keyboard's "a" key being rather sticky. From beer, of course.

 

[nonconformist]

For example, the above typo is due to my keyboard's "a" key being rather sticky. From beer, of course.

Real men only drink distiled or rainwater, and sometimes pure-grain alcohol, to preserve our precious bodily fluids.

 

[The Last Conformist]

Real men have large cheneys, and large egos. The fact that we don't ever admit mistakes is due solely to the fact that we don't ever make mistakes -- the blame always lies with someone or something else. This lso explains why real men are bad workmen.

For example, the above typo is due to my keyboard's "a" key being rather sticky. From beer, of course.

Clearly, your cheney is small.

 

[Mise]

Clearly, your cheney is small.

My cheney is indeed a small sex industry, often likened to Prague. It exhibits tremendous growth.

 

[The Last Conformist]

Observe how he resorts to gross exaggeration to compensate for his deficiency.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I think Last is implying your Cheney is so small its obscured by Bush.

 

[The Last Conformist]

I think Last is implying your Cheney is so small its obscured by Bush.

 

[ummmm........]

I have a small but growing Cheney myself . . .

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

lol i love this thread.

 

[nonconformist]

The only Bush I trust belongs to masses of chicks.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Last, is that you at a uh, 'Halloween' party?