The art of putting a hair product in ones hair for awesoemness is a tradition proudlly stretching back to the most ancient Indo-European warriors, and Mohawk Indians. if any thing its the contiuation of many generations of manllyness
The Rules of Being a Man
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The art of putting a hair product in ones hair for awesoemness is a tradition proudlly stretching back to the most ancient Indo-European warriors, and Mohawk Indians. if any thing its the contiuation of many generations of manllyness
Bozo Erectus
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Well, I guess they werent such great warriors, because there arent any around anymore. Maybe if they had spent less time on their hair and more on war, theyd still be here
fe3333au
Deity
What about man to man kiss on cheek ... Ok in Europe ... else where can lead to problems.
Oh and try to talk monosylabically when in pubs ... you are nearly sure to be punched if you say that a particular offensive gorilla is acting in an 'outrageous' manner
Oh and try to talk monosylabically when in pubs ... you are nearly sure to be punched if you say that a particular offensive gorilla is acting in an 'outrageous' manner
Bozo Erectus
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Uh no.fe3333au said:
Grunting is recommended. Knowing looks are permitted, provided eye contact is maintained for no more than 1 second. All this is on page 896 of The Rule Book.Oh and try to talk monosylabically when in pubs ... you are nearly sure to be punched if you say that a particular offensive gorilla is acting in an 'outrageous' manner
Sickman
Man in the outer darkness
Rule Number 7643754258798345091111
Don't ever stare any male for too long or (whatever the case with you or him is) you gonna get your rearend rearranged.
Don't ever stare any male for too long or (whatever the case with you or him is) you gonna get your rearend rearranged.
fe3333au
Deity
Damn mine only goes up to rule 346 
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Better go back to my men's group and after sweating in the hut with the hot stones, discussing women and how they are the bane of our existence, then I'll buy the latest edition of the rules
... Better go back to my men's group and after sweating in the hut with the hot stones, discussing women and how they are the bane of our existence, then I'll buy the latest edition of the rules
Lozzy_Ozzy
Rapture
Sickman said:
What about staring contests?
Real men can't back out of them.
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Sickman
Man in the outer darkness
Never heard of such contest.Lozzy_Ozzy said:
Are you sure it's been meant to be played with men?
Bozo Erectus
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Staring contests are only allowed when engaged in an Old West style gun duel.
Lozzy_Ozzy
Rapture
Sickman said:
You are obviously not a REAL man
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Sickman
Man in the outer darkness
Lozzy_Ozzy said:You are obviously not a REAL man
Well I guess then I don't have to follow rules anymore...
Best luck to you in your "staring contests" with real men.
The Last Conformist
Irresistibly Attractive
OK where in Europe?fe3333au said:
Here, cheek kissing is not done much at all, and a man-man one would lead to immediate cries of "gay!". In the cheek-kissing areas I've visited, man-woman and woman-woman are common, but man-man is taboo.
nonconformist
Miserable
Continental Europe.
Not the joke grafted onto europe known as the North
Not the joke grafted onto europe known as the North
Narz
keeping it real
Here's a rule for real men only :
When she asks you how she looks - tell her what you really think!
If she can't handle the truth,, obviously she has no interest in a real man and then you are free to seek elsewhere for a woman who doesn't need to ask.
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When she asks you how she looks - tell her what you really think!
If she can't handle the truth,, obviously she has no interest in a real man and then you are free to seek elsewhere for a woman who doesn't need to ask.
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The Last Conformist
Irresistibly Attractive
You're suggesting I'm a real man?
I'm regularly criticized for misplaced honesty in that kind of situations.
I'm regularly criticized for misplaced honesty in that kind of situations.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
This is reluctantly granted but I think you need to add a few zeroes to the Rule number.Sickman said:
There are lots of responses to give, as I have been away in the sunshine all weekend.
@ John HSOG: Thanks for your frankness, and the response. It's good to be given the female persective
@ 10seven: That's a sticky situation you've found yourself in. Sorry to hear it. I think some comment needs to go in the rules regarding violence. Will happen after this post.
@ Classic_Hero: You are confused old chap. It's boys who wear T-shirts with slogans.
@ fe3333au: Regarding men kissing. I've posted the rules on 'physical contact' already. But some clarification has been added for those unsure about their tongue wrestling pasttimes.
Regarding sacking: What the hell are you on about?
@ Cuivenen & Mise: As for this 'super rule' that men do not follow rules: I belive Mise is the only one to actually get the right angle on this in post #137.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
Indeed. I've been with friends (male and female) all weekend and mentioned these rules in passing as a comic aside. Well the topic hijacked the whole weekend's conversation, we kept getting reminded of new rules and insights. Pretty early we noticed that these bizarre unspoken rules, which do often get followed by men, very much imply that we are all terrified of the prospect that we are all gay deep down inside and still can't extricate ourselves from being the misogynistic brutes we have always been since the history beganCuivienen said:Well, most of the rules make you less attractive anyway. When all the girls avoid you, don't say I didn't warn you
Know what I mean?Cuivienen said:Well, most of the rules make you less attractive anyway. When all the girls avoid you, don't say I didn't warn you
actually, I'd say most guys just happen to follow these rules without ever thinking about it; it was only after this thread came up, and I looked over the stuff that I realzed "hey... I kinda do that stuff anyway", 'course its not exact with alot, but near enough to soem that I could certinally see these as a weird over veiw of the stuff.
I guess you girls just dont get it though
:cooties:
King Alexander
Universe explorer
Mate, as the song says, you're 'simply irresistable!'Jawz II said:well whatever kinda spray you got, to get that armpit smell camouflaged
i can wash my armpits for days, and still the smell wont go away, because of the hair in there
(no offense ) -- you proved to the world that you're a real Man 
Back on topic:
A Real Man won't EVER 'paint' his hair, as his gets older: he still is as charming as ever and he won't need any kind of 'camouflage'
btw: speaking of dudes 'painting' their hair(on their hair color, not in some 'punk' color
), it seems that nowdays Real Men is a specie-to-extinction' in the TV shows 
Real Men go along with their age just FINE, and do NOT 'paint' their hair!Similar threads
