The Rules of Being a Man

[BCLG100]

The answer to both questions is no and yes.

A full Eunuch(ie a man without a tadger that had it all chopped off)
is still genetically a man, and a cross dresser(something that is mainly a heterosexual "perversion")i.e. A significant majority of men who cross dress are heterosexual.

Next

minus 5 points for being a smart ass

 

[Danghis Khan]

+100 points for not caring what your rules are

I do not need to be told what makes me a man, you guys obviously do.

Rule no 1: who gives a sh*t what you think

Rule no 2: any other rule is redundent because of rule one

Friggin panzies the lot of you

That's better! An answer like that shows that you have at least some hair on your chest!

But -50 points for your seemingly extensive grasp of eunnuchs and cross-dressing.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

great thread ram. although there needs to be a rule on dating: like this

Rule --: On dating:

never ask a newly met woman if they have a boyfriend. it shows weakness.
(others feel free to add on)

 

[Rambuchan]

Notice to posters:

I will NOT be accepting any commentary, complaints or suggestions over PM. If you do this, you can expect me to simply post them straight in the thread. You've been notified.

Why? Because I don't want my PM box filled with such stuff. That's what this thread is for.

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Below is why the notification has been posted, a PM which I have respectfully anonymised.

I was reading your thread about "Rules to being a man", having a pretty good time, until I got to one of your points, in which you posted a picture of Manowar's Anthology Album. You implyed that this "behavior" is always "inappropriate". Was that supposed to be funny? What the hell kind of a man are you? You chose to imply that Manowar is gay because they are tough men without shirts on? You do realize that Manowar has a fantasy-barbarian warrior theme to it? I can be 100% positive that each Manowar member is more of a man than you are. Remove your stupid Rule #15 for your sake, man.

You need to chill your fantasy caveman pants dude. Those guys look ridiculous and there's nothing manly about that in this day and age. Besides, the fantasy genre you speak of is for little boys. Men do not find such genres interesting. I'm therefore guessing that you might not have even entered puberty yet. In which case, bide your time young grasshopper, and learn from the ones in the know, not the guy wearing a rabbit skin over his ass.

Besides, the whole thread is just a joke, man. So chill.

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I'll get back to all the other points after I've finished wrestling and killing this adult male crocodile with my bare hands, for my lunch. Thanks for your patience.

 

[Bartleby]

You eat lunch? what a wimp.

 

[Rambuchan]

Yeah I do. Man needs fuel for sowing the oats.

*takes his foot off the croc's nose, slams his fist between the eyes, rips its back teeth out and spins the whole thing on his middle finger, a la The Harlem Globetrotters*

 

[MobBoss]

Sorry, but you strike out. Real men dont know what a PM box is.

Besides, the fantasy genre you speak of is for little boys. Men do not find such genres interesting.

Oh, I strongly disagree. A good majority of men find such genres very interesting as an escape from their oh-so-normal life. Fantasy is hardly for little boys, as the movies like the Lord of the Rings readily show us.

I'm therefore guessing that you might not have even entered puberty yet. In which case, bide your time young grasshopper, and learn from the ones in the know, not the guy wearing a rabbit skin over his ass.

Real men have no need to joke about other mens pubs....or lack thereof. But I do agree with the rabbit skin comment.

 

[Grisu]

@ram: how dare you disrespect Manowar

you're probably just a poser

 

[Jawz II]

Below is why the notification has been posted, a PM which I have respectfully anonymised.You need to chill your fantasy caveman pants dude. Those guys look ridiculous and there's nothing manly about that in this day and age. Besides, the fantasy genre you speak of is for little boys. Men do not find such genres interesting. I'm therefore guessing that you might not have even entered puberty yet. In which case, bide your time young grasshopper, and learn from the ones in the know, not the guy wearing a rabbit skin over his ass.

Besides, the whole thread is just a joke, man. So chill.

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I'll get back to all the other points after I've finished wrestling and killing this adult male crocodile with my bare hands, for my lunch. Thanks for your patience.

you shouldve sent him the url to the manowar picture i posted. that picture must be gayer than hardcore gayporn.

here it is:

 

[Jawz II]

Now theres a man.

look what i found on page 2 of this thread:

Real men dont eat quiche.

to be honest ive heard of quiche a few times, i saw it once on that queer eye for the straight man show. now theres a tv show for real men!! (remember boys, its not gay if you dont push back! )

edit: i just looked quiche up. sounds friggin tasty i would love to have some.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

great thread ram. although there needs to be a rule on dating: like this

Rule --: On dating:

never ask a newly met woman if they have a boyfriend. it shows weakness.
(others feel free to add on)

I'd ask straight away. No point wasting valuable time and/or money on a girl who's shacked up. Unless she's really fit and you know for sure the B/F isn't hard tough. (Changed due to potential mix up with semantics)

to be honest ive heard of quiche a few times, i saw it once on that queer eye for the straight man show. now theres a tv show for real men!! (remember boys, its not gay if you dont push back! )

That's up for debate. It seems to be an extension to a rule one lad at uni came up with:

Giving with your eyes closed is not gay

Still not nice though

 

[fe3333au]

Wow ... nice to see this thread being re-energized

As to the music rule ... have to disagree ... blokes music should be the type you can sing to (or at least drunkenly grunt to) and use the pool cue as a substiture guitar while playing 8-ball. Air drummability is also an important factor.

 

[stormbind]

Quiche is delicious. Real men eat.

 

[IglooDame]

If you have ever crossed dress in private does that make you not a man?
Im not saying i did but im just throwing that question out there.

Heck I know a public crossdresser that is more of a man than Ram, Jawz, Sidhe, MobBoss and I put together.

 

[fe3333au]

Depends on the reason for cross dressing ... in Tasmania it is still (old law) illegal for a man to dress as a woman between dusk and dawn ... although I must admit that after a surprisingly good new years party I did manage to have breakfast at the Casino after being dressed by gf

Bad luck that we picked a table next to a social aquaintance.

btw Quiche is permitted just as long as you loudly say, for all to hear ... something like ... This is really good egg pie

 

[Raisin Bran]

Can we build up a MENU for men?

I red the thread ..... funny as hell !

but there are no MEN MENU, game day food menu, normal food menu and what do you pick in a free buffet menu!!!!!!

Would be nice!

 

[Bozo Erectus]

btw Quiche is permitted just as long as you loudly say, for all to hear ... something like ... This is really good egg pie

You forgot the 'dahling' at the end of the sentence.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Heck I know a public crossdresser that is more of a man than Ram, Jawz, Sidhe, MobBoss and I put together.

I know a barbie doll which is more of a man than Ram, Jawz, Sidhe, MobBoss and you put together

 

[Rambuchan]

She doesn't look it, but if what you say is true, then she must be hard as nails.

 

[fe3333au]

You forgot the 'dahling' at the end of the sentence.

or to be true blue to Ockerism ... I'd use Darls