The Sequel: Greatest Film Quote Of All-Time

[MrPresident]

I think that since I am doing a greatest film thread it would be a good tie-in to do a greatest film quote one. So here it is. To start us off how about:

"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

Duck Soup, Marx Brothers.

 

[Knowltok]

1 "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"

2 "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."

3 "And your little dog too!"

4 "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

5 "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Smells like victory!"

6 "Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villianry. We must be cautious."

7 "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

8 "There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with guns, and those who dig. You dig."

8 "Stern? He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous, perverted worm."

9 "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"


If you want you can guess the movies, though most of them are pretty easy. I also want to add Dirty Harry's quote about feeling lucky, but I know I won't get it ezxactly right, so someone bail me out.

 

[MrPresident]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

See if you can name the films these quotes come from.

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

"E.T. phone home."

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. (See the Simpsons were a parody)

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

"Tell me, how did you find America?"
- "Turn left at Greenland."

"I'll be back."

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

"Use the Force, Luke."

"R-o-s-e-b-u-d."

"...Bond. James Bond."

 

[Simon Darkshade]

"Engage the silent drive"(The Hunt for Red October)

"'Commander, there is a whole German division closing in on us, and we only have a dozen men left! What are we going to do?'

'The only thing we can. Advance and take Berlin.'"(the Second Lietenant)

"I can't be a wizard! i'm just Harry." (HP)

"Run! Run in the corridor" (if)

"Phillips, you will be scumming for Dennison from now on" (if)

"I'll make a f***ing army out of ye if its the last thing I do."
(Michael Collins)

"It was labelled 'Not to be shown to the defence'." (In the Name of the Father)

"You talkin' to me?"

"You bought me back. Your love bought me back." (Excalibur)

 

[Knowltok]

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"E.T. phone home." - ET

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. (See the Simpsons were a parody) - Gone with the Wind

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" - ??

"Tell me, how did you find America?"
- "Turn left at Greenland." - ??

"I'll be back." - The Terminator

"Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

"Use the Force, Luke." - Beneath me

"R-o-s-e-b-u-d."

"...Bond. James Bond." - Not sure which one

 

[Simon Darkshade]

War Room - Dr Strangelove

Turn left at Greenland - Hard Day's Night

Rosebud - Citizen Kane

 

[Franklyn]

Here are a couple from "Meet the Parents" (2000). It doesn't rank among my all-time best films, but these rank in my all-time favorite movie quotes. Greg is played by Ben Stiller; Jack Byrnes is played by Robert DeNiro. (Source: Internet Movie Data Base, www.imdb.com

[as Greg is having dinner w/ his girlfriend's parents]
Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

[Greg is trying to fit his large bag into the overhead bin; he's just been dumped by his girlfriend, and has hopped a red-eye flight home:]
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to check that.
Greg: I got it.
Flight Attendant: No, I'm sorry, that bag won't fit.
Greg: No, no, I'm not--hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay?
Flight Attendant: There's no need to raise your voice, sir.
Greg: I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?
Flight Attendant: Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage...
Greg: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No...
Greg: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION! ....
Greg: The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, b*tch.

 

[KnightOfNi]

We'll call it a draw ! The Black Knight

 

[MrPresident]

Here are a couple from "Meet the Parents" (2000). It doesn't rank among my all-time best films, but these rank in my all-time favorite movie quotes.

The best bit from Meet The Parents is the scene after the scene you quoted. It goes a little something like this (not entirely sure of the exact words).

FBI guy: Why did you threaten to blow up the plane?
Greg: I didn't threaten to blow to blow up the plane.
FBI guy: You told the air hostess you had a bomb.
Greg: I said I didn't have a bomb.
FBI guy: You said bomb!
Greg: You can't say bomb on an airplane?

 

[Whiskey Priest]

I liked this little quote from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Tommy: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.

Everett: Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

 

[Zwelgje]

Whose bike is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

 

[gjts00]

From the big Lebowski..."No Walter, you're not wrong. You're just an ass-hole!"


From Me, Myself & Irene..."Vagiclean huh? Whatsa matter, a little too much cheese on the taco?"


From MP&THG..."(King Arthur) You know much that is hidden oh Tim. (Tim the enchanter) Quite."

 

[Apollo]

Check my sig

 

[gjts00]

From Mystery Alaska..."If you don't play this game with a big heart & a big bag of knuckles in front of the net, you don't got dinky-doo."

 

[Marzipan]

. . . and who could forget this classic from Dr. Strangelove (or, How I learned to Stop Worrying and Live With the Bomb)

Major T. J. "King" Kong:

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pairs of nylon stockings. Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

 

[jiml_63]

"you WANT me on that wall; you NEED me on that wall"

"Show me the money"

"I see dead people"

 

[ApocalypseKurtz]

All quotes are from "12 Monkeys"

Jeffrey Goines: Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.

Jeffrey Goines: You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all ****ed up. Your information train is jammed, man!

Jeffrey Goines: There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we *for* then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things - toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, servo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers -

Jeffrey Goines: When I was institutionalized, my brain was studied exhaustively by the guys of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-rayed, I was examined *thoroughly*. [turns head and coughs] Then, they took everything about me and put it into a computer where they created this model of my mind. Yes! Using that model they managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next, say, 10 years. Which they then filtered through a probability matrix of some kind to -- to determine everything I was gonna do in that period. So you see, she knew I was gonna lead the Army of the Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history before it ever even occurred to me. She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself. How's that?

 

[Snaproll]

"Yo. She-*****. Let's go."

 

[SuperR]

Some Naked Gun quotes (ahh I loved those movies!)

Jane Spencer: I wanted you to know, now, I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman.
Frank Drebin: So am I...
---> I think it was in the 1st

Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Captain: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.
Frank Drebin: That's an awfully big mustache.
---> the 2nd and a half

Frank Drebin: Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.
Guard: Yeah, and I'm Robert De Niro.
Frank Drebin: Mr. De Niro, we got to get inside.
---> the 33rd and a third

Captain: You might end up dead!
Lt. Frank Drebin: "You might end up dead" is my middle name.
Captain: What about Jane, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin: I don't know her middle name.
Captain: ...

:crazyeyes :crazyeyes :crazyeyes

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by charliehoke
"Yo. She-*****. Let's go."

"This is my boom stick"
"Shop smart, shop S-mart"
"It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist."