The Sequel: Greatest Film Quote Of All-Time

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:
"That belongs in a museum."
"So do you!"

Usual Suspects:
"McManus, he told us a different story altogether."
"Is that the one about the hooker with disentary?"

also:

"I said he'll Flip ya. Flip ya for real."

Gladiator:
"On my signal, unleash hell"

Casino:
"Ya hear a little girl, Frankie? You hear a little girl crying? Where's the tough guy who told my friend to go stick this pen up his ass?"
 
"A man's got to know his limitations" - Inspector Harry Callaghan

"Go ahead. Make my day." - Inspector Harry Callaghan
 
The undisputed best quote of all time IMHO is easy :

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, bosun's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

Don't think I need to say which film it's from, do I?
 
Here's one from a Marx brother's movie, not sure which one, prolly Night at the Opera

it goes something like this:

"My, she has a pretty voice"
"Yes, she has a falsetto voice"
"That's interesting, I have a false set o'teeth"

:lol:
 
Big Lewbowski:

"FAIR!!! Who's the f***ing nihilist around here?"

Fight Club:

"We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

Matrix:

"There is no spoon."

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I may have a man's toolkit but I am all lady."

American Beauty:

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the *******s in charge and at least once a day retiring to the men's room where I masturbate whilst fantasizing of a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."
 
Another Dr.Strangelove one...

"You can't fight in here gentlemen it is the war room!"
 
Perhaps not the greatest, but certainly deserves a mention...

"I've......seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoal of Orion. I watched seabeams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain......time to die......."

....a powerful scene anyway.
 
I do not go to movies much. The only line I can rember is


"Harder, Harder! Oh my God!"
 
You like Marx brothers?

I think we should have a standing army....(chico)
Why?...(Groucho)
That way we save money on chairs!...(chico)
From Duck soup

I'm not going out there unless it's in one of those big iron things that goes up and down...(chico)
You mean tanks?...(groucho)
Your welcome...(chico)
Duck soup again, and they orginated that dumb joke!

Other movie quotes...

We will always have Paris...Bogart from casablanca

You know Louie, this looks like the begining of a beautiful friendship...Bogart from casblanca again

Tough...Bogart in Treasure of Sierra Madre

He not as tough as he thinks...(Redford)
Neither are we..(Newman)
From The Sting

I repeat, the key was NOT imaginary...Bogart from "The Cain Mutiny"

We are going to need a bigger boat...Roy Schieder from "Jaws"

It's perfectly safe here, there are thirty cops in this building...Paul Winfield from the "Terminator"

They were trying to kill us!...(Sean Connory)
Happens to me all the time...(Harrison Ford)
From "Idiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana, we are only passing through history.
The arc, that IS history...Beloch
From "Raiders of the lost Arc"

And last, my all time favorite:

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!!!
Charlton Heston, from "Planet of the Apes"
 
Gladiator:
On my command, unleash hell!

Band of Brothers:
...but we'd be surrounded"

"We are paratroopers, we are meant to be surrounded"

Ten Commandments:
"Rameses!! Let my people go!"

Ocean's eleven:
"Now they say , I have paid my debt to society"-Clooney
"How come I did'nt get my receipt"-Julia Roberts

Patch Adams:
"When you treat a patient, you win you lose, but when you treat a person, I guarentee, you win no matter what the outcome"
 
"Any news on the boyfriend front?
I was kind of seeing someone: an author.
And what happened?
He committed suicide.
Oh I'm so sorry.
It's alright. I didn't really like him very much. I liked him even less after he committed suicide.
How did he do it?
He threw himself off a building. He didn't even do that properly. It was only a 3 story building. He would have survived only a car ran him over.
What sort of books did he write?
Self-help books... " - Peter's Friends

"I'm not really in the vagina business" - Peter's Friends

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Who ARE these guys?" - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

"This pin! This pin; it's gold. I could've gotten two more. One definately. One more!"- Schindler's List

"Set condition 1SQ for strategic missile launch. Spinup missiles 1-5 and 20-24. The use of nuclear weapuns have been authorized." - Crimson Tide

"What are your legs? Springs, steel springs. What are they gonna do? They're going to hurl me down the track. How fast can you run? As fast as a leopard. How fast are you gonna run? As fast as a leopard. Then let's see you do it! " - Gallipoli (a real personal favourite)
 
Everyone knows when you make an assumption you make an ass out of you and umption - Samuel Jackson - The long kiss goodnight.

"They're trying to kill me!" "Who?" "The Germans...they're shooting at me" -Catch 22(also a book)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smell like victory! Apocolypse Now

How do you write about women so well? I take a man, remove all reasoning and responsiblility and am left with a woman. - Jack Nicholson - As good as it gets
 
Karnokki: your Bladerunner quote has an interesting background (well I think so). Apparently they had a different script for that part of the film, which just wasn't working/didn't sound right. So Rutger Hauer made up that bit you quoted off the top of his head. Makes it all the more impressive, I feel, as it is such a great bit of the film.
 
Thanks for the info, Polymath.
That was an important scene, but it pales in comparison to your posting, which quoted Quint,(accidental alliteration) especially given that his monologue was based on reality. I still don't swim in the ocean!
 
My favorite scene from any movie: the beginning of The Godfather, Part I.

I copied this from another website, so credit has to go to J Geoff Malta at this website : http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/gf1/transcript/gf1transcript.html

OK here goes, it's pretty long but very cool. I love the way the camera slowly moves back, and the way Marlon Brando talks, and him petting the cat.

FADE FROM BLACK: Int. of Don Corleone's home office -day

BONASERA (seated in front of the Don's desk, facing the camera)

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the

American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She

found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I

didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made

her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her

honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken.

Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain.

But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life -- beautiful girl. Now she will

never be beautiful again.

[Bonasera breaks down. The Don gestures to Sonny to give Bonasera a drink]

Sorry...

[Bonasera, taking the drink, sips from the shot glass]

I -- I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The

judge sentenced them to three years in prison -- suspended sentence. Suspended sentence!

They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastard,

they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "for justice, we must go to Don Corleone."

VITO CORLEONE (sitting behind his desk, petting a cat)

Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?

BONASERA

What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you to do.

VITO CORLEONE

What is that?

[Bonasera gets up to whisper his request into Don Corleone's ear]

That I cannot do.

BONASERA

I'll give you anything you ask.

VITO CORLEONE

We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you came to me for counsel,

for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of

coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here: you

never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

BONASERA

I didn't want to get into trouble.

VITO CORLEONE

I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The

police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend of me. But

uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don Corleone give me justice." -- But you don't ask

with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead,

you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh ask me to do

murder, for money.

BONASERA

I ask you for justice.

VITO CORLEONE

That is not justice; your daughter is still alive.

BONASERA

Then they can suffer then, as she suffers.

(then)

How much shall I pay you?

VITO CORLEONE (stands, turning his back toward Bonasera)

Bonasera... Bonasera... What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had

you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering

this very day. And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies,

then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

BONASERA

Be my friend --

(then, after bowing and the Don shrugs)

-- Godfather?

VITO CORLEONE (after Bonasera kisses his hand)

Good.

(then)

Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But uh,

until that day -- accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

BONASERA (as he leaves the room)

Grazie, Godfather.

VITO CORLEONE

Prego.
 
The Holy Grail:

NNNNIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

What is your favorite color????
Red, no Yellow, no Cleeaaarrrr!!!!

African or European???
 
"Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood." - Stand By Me
 
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