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Elrohir said:It was created by a science fiction writer named Robert A. Heinlein.
It's a pyramid scheme thought up by a science fiction writer while he was on drugs.
No, seriously, that's a fairly accurate assessment of it. It was created by a science fiction writer named Robert A. Heinlein. (According to some accounts, he was actually using a lot of drugs while drafting some of his original scripts; pills mostly) It's basic premise is that the problems people have are caused by things called "Thetans". You see, according to Scientology, several million years ago a Galactic Confederacy existed, and it was headed by a being called Xenu, or Xemu. He was deposed, so he decided to kill off some of the excess population of the planets, (Ther ebeing 76 planets in the confederacy, each with an average of 178 billion people on it) and so he captured billions of people under the guise of "income tax inspections" with the help of chemicals and psychiatrists, and transported them to a primeval Earth using copies of the DC-8 plane, only a spaceplane. He then stacked the bodies around a giant volcano and blow them up with hydrogen bombs. The souls of these people are the "Thetans" that cause trouble for us today. Knowledge of this, and other things, can be gained by buying your way to the top in the Scientologist hierarchy; your money supporting the people already there. This is why it is similar to a pyramid scheme.
Oh yes - and after they were killed by the hydrogen bombs, their souls were collected by an "electric ribbon" and taken into a giant movie theater, where they were brainwashed into believing in God, the devil, and other things.
I wish I was making that up, but I'm not. To me, it sounds like a simply awful science fiction story written by someone who had a bet with a friend that he could write the lamest science fiction story ever, and people would like it. Apparently it worked. Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups. Wikipedia has a fairly good page on it.
Yeah, you're right, my bad. I'll fix it.Eran of Arcadia said:Elrohir: You are right, except it was L. Ron Hubbard, not Robert Heinlen.
It's mind-boggling, isn't it? I think a lot of the stuff people believe is pretty kooky, but I think Scientology get's my "Most Unbelievable Belief System" award.Atlas14 said:Wow, I can't believe people actually buy into that. Not only is it obviously fiction but it doesn't even seem enjoyable to be a part of. Tom Cruise is a ******.
Perfection almost fooled me into believing that he was a scientologistKan' Sharuminar said:I wonder if CfC has any scientologists?
Atlas14 said:Wow, I can't believe people actually buy into that. Not only is it obviously fiction but it doesn't even seem enjoyable to be a part of. Tom Cruise is a ******.
Scientology offers extra perks to celebrity members, including laxer discipline, on the logic they're good advertising.Truronian said:I'm of the opinion that hes just a pretty immoral guy. I imagine celebrities have a lot to gain from pyramid schemes, and when you have as much money as Cruise all the various perks high level scientology gives you may seem worth it (he has access to a private yacht, for example). If he truly was a complete wacko, I doubt that he'd have gone against Scientology teachings during the whole Katie Holmes birth thing.
This is false.silver 2039 said:Scientology is just as reasonable and realistic as other religons.
Yeah, after all Christians have tortured and killed way more people than Scientologists have. "The Earth revolves around the sun?!?! Burn him!silver 2039 said:Scientology is just as reasonable and realistic as other religons. This thread should be closed. People aren't allowed to bash Chrstianity like this so why should they be allowed to bash Scientology like this?
This is false.
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silver 2039 said:Scientology is just as reasonable and realistic as other religons. This thread should be closed. People aren't allowed to bash Chrstianity like this so why should they be allowed to bash Scientology like this?