The Walmart Game...

[bhsup]

Shotgun, shovel, lime.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Three MLP Toys

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Pet cat, shotgun ammo, lube.

 

[PiMan]

Three MLP Toys

The problem with three toys is that it could be assumed they are a gift for someone in the target demographic.
Three is good, but two and something suspicious is better. Lube is obvious. Firecrackers could be funny. Guacamole would confuse them.

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

A Twilight Sparkle toy, a can of vaseline, and rat poison.

 

[ainwood]

Bread, milk and eggs.


It would freak them out, because I was the first normal person they had seen.

 

[caketastydelish]

Bread, milk and eggs.


It would freak them out, because I was the first normal person they had seen.

Beat you to the punch.

 

[madviking]

Cucumber, Trojan Magnum condoms, dog leash.

 

[W|M]

Milk, eggs, and an assault rifle

 

[Catharsis]

Large white bedsheet, length of rope, copy of the Daily Mail.

 

[bhsup]

Milk, eggs, and an assault rifle

That's perfectly normal... Though really a waste of money as you can just go across the street to Max Motors and get a free assault rifle with the purchase of a new car.

 

[PiMan]

west india man's mistake was thinking that an assault rifle would be an unusual purchase to accompany basic groceries. But when talking about America and high power guns, nothing is out of the question.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Assault rifle, flag of Saudi Arabia (any flag with arabic on it) and manure.

 

[PiMan]

Replace manure with a bulk supply of bacon.

 

[SamSniped]

Carrot, lube, 50m coil of rope. Similar idea as madviking here.

 

[Perfection]

clothespins, clothes line, dryer sheets

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

clothespins, clothes line, dryer sheets

YOU... SICKO!

 

[Wrymouth3]

Cough syrup, Mountain Dew, Jolly Rancher

 

[dragonprobably]

Sleeping Aids, Red Solo Cups, Condoms.

 

[Omega124]

A copy of 50 Shades of Grey, a pack of AAs, and a wooden spoon

because the only thing creepier than getting adult stuff for yourself is getting adult stuff for your mother