ı surf at webcafes where time costs , which leads to me writing most of pieces at home . Here is the one ı had last night :
am a guy of tall tales and here is one on the rational approach by a couple of states on issues of existantiality .
the year is 1962 , the pro-American Goverment here in Turkey has been toppled by the pro-British Army and Left and the Prime Minister hanged . The coup had started with the customary take over of the radio station and the first time the world heard about the event was when a colonel who read the communiue that the coup was loyal to NATO and CENTO . Moving somewhere to the East , we are kinda loosely allied to Pakistanis who are in big trouble with the Indians . Meanwhile China has its problems though ı believe they haven't yet reached the stage where opposition figures were cooked and eaten .
yeah, we hear the Chinese are about to get involved with the Indians and say nuthin' . Why , our allies have even U-2s right ? Even when disregarding all their assets in country . Remember , we are in the same military alliance with Pakistanis , Indians are in talks in Europe and America sounding for a general attack in Kashmir and the Chinese , in their wisdom , have decided to pre-empt that assault .
remember the Cuban Missile Crisis , where the entire human race stood on the brink of extinction ? Don't believe it , it is simply blown out of all proportions ; from a pre-arranged waltz where Ankara would be shown to be worthless when Jupiters would be withdrawn without any show of consultation , it rapidly became a Russian-American combined mobilization against the Chinese who on the exact Day 1 rolled into the Indians .
if you find this unbelieveable , it also happens to be the time frame France blockaded Monaco to force tougher laws against French companies who were enjoying the benefits of a sunny tax-haven . It appears they really threatened people with their newly acquired atomic "deterrent" . Source ? This Grace Kelly biography ı have somewhere . ı had long believed it was pushed onto me for ı had once bought a music tape of Princess Stephanie , them old guys having fun at my expense ...
though ı believe Ms Palthrow is kinda tall to play the role , didn't she take her Oscar in the pink dress anyhow ?
returning to more mundane wordly affairs , the hatemeter against the evil Turk went simply nuts and we have never been forgiven for it and as usual ı am an idiot . In the following years , Pakistan had to prove its loyalty by infiltrating China , though Pekin was so lonely that it turned a blind eye , probably because Americans were so eager to draw them to the Vietnam war in full to be pulverized and it is of course no coincidence the first aerial combat of the war was over Hainan . The old school Yanks were not terribly surprised either . When Pakistan failed big time in Bangladesh and America sent in the USS Enterprise and Indians took British material go nuclear in 1974 , and it was fully approved that Islamabad was to do likewise .
though as it is AngloSaxon success formula to play people against people , to balance a nuclear Pakistan and it also made great sense for the protection of oil sources and blockading Russia and pressuring Commie clients in the Middle East , Iran was also armed to the teeth with the bomb to be following closely , this being particularly against some unruly , untrustworthy , dirty scoundrels who lived nearby and their name started with a T . We have to be deterred form being too smart , you know . Now that it was a fad , Saddam also "got" his bomb and from the West , too .
though Iran and Iraq were too potent a mix and they decided to get in to this row , Shah was punished and it has been some serious effort every year to deny a Nobel Peace Price to Jimmy Carter . Though we couldn't be effective against Al Gore , apologies for that .
Though make no mistake , Iran and the West are so comfy talking ; the rumours are Israel and America have already assured their continued forbearence in the case of nuke , now that this weird computer virus somehow got this armoury complex blowing up , killing the lead designer of long range missiles . Since when computer viruses arrive from above 35K+ ? Even the name is so catchy , rhyming with Dooku , in my pathetic English . So Sith Lords are against Iran ? Remarkably odd , considering the phrase probably comes from Shiite (definitely if it is not derived from Sikh ) .
the "American mouths " here in the Media are kinda confused , they are readily talking against spoiling Iran too much yet on the other hand making up things too . The Iranian Speaker of the parliament , Mr Laricani , their former IAIE negotiator , is "mistakenly" reported to have offered us the bomb and luckily for the correspondent it quickly gets lost in lots of empty words . Like how American UAVs freshly in country will help fighting the seperatists , come spring . So different from the glowing accounts when bad weather denied the "early discovery" of those 150 guys who attacked and killed 24 Turkish soldiers , we had slept easy sleeps for a month imagining they would save us from the indestructable insurgency . It turns out they will not fight but only observe but this is soooo good , killing Turkish troops will probably soon become a constitional right anyhow and does the average American mouth actually believe what he / she says ? The "intellectuals" on the other hand are so "unhappy" . They agreed and pushed on the notion that a little anti-Semitism would give the crown of the Middle East to Turkey , didn't wince when people were killed on Mavi Marmara because it was a simple application of breaking eggs to make an omelette , and justifying every step . And that's the first thing you can say about them without too much a hassle , their local impact would need some serious background . Anyhow , they have done so much to make it possible for this country to do the heavy lifting in Syria and be destroyed in the process . Congragulations ! You earned a nuke and it is comin for ya ...
yeah , we are all toast because Roosevelt pushed free trade down Churchill's throat and those two greatest countries of the greatest are still squabbling over the Atlantic Charter .