Those are __________, stupid!

[SamSniped]

Those are superpowers, stupid!
Anyways, I want Macintosh out my left and Golden out my right

 

[Civ'ed]

Those are superpowers, stupid!
Anyways, I want Macintosh out my left and Golden out my right

I was thinking more along the lines of Major Powers during the Cold war

 

[SouthernKing]

Those are Apples, stupid.

Back to M: I want Megadeth out of my left and Iron Maiden out of my right.

 

[choxorn]

Those are metal bands, stupid!

Anyway, I want Everest out of my right and Rushmore out of my left.

 

[Optical]

Those are mountains, stupid!

Anyway, I want Hone Heke out of my left and Te Rauparaha out of my right.

 

[strijder20]

Those are Maori, stupid!

Anyway, I want Jerry out of my left and Mickey out of my right.

 

[Civ'ed]

those are mice from cartoons, stupid!
Anyway, I want elephants out of my right and Kangaroos out of my left.

 

[DarthNader]

Those are mammals, stupid!

Anyways, I want opossums out of my left and koalas out of my right.

 

[Dumanios]

Those are marsupials, stupid!

Anyway, I want George Bush out of my right, and Tsar Nicholas II out of my left.

 

[SamSniped]

those are men, stupid! (trolled)

Anyways, I want a Luger out my left and a Walther P38 out my right.

 

[DarthNader]

Those are Mauser built pistols, stupid!

Anyway, I want Sonora out of my left and Tabasco out of my right.

Spoiler :

No they aren't cities, and no they aren't sauces.

 

[SamSniped]

Those are Mexican rivers, stupid!

Anyways, I want Rome:Eternal Empire out my left and Blood and Iron: The Conquests of the Chancellor out my right.

 

[Optical]

Those are Maori, stupid!

Anyway, I want Jerry out of my left and Mickey out of my right.

Maori chiefs

 

[strijder20]

Maori chiefs

I guess being chiefs doesn't make them less Maori

Those are marvellous, stupid!

Anyway, I want Camden town out of my left and de Albert Cuypmarkt out of my right.

 

[MantaRevan]

........

I want Quill18 out of my left, and Bonecanoe86 out of my right.

 

[choxorn]

Those are... something?

Anyway, I want Meters out of my right and Kilograms out of my left.

 

[Optical]

Those are metric units, stupid!

Anyway, I want Gandalf out of my left and Sauron out of my right.

 

[cardgame]

Those are mages, stupid!

Anyway, I want a kangaroo out of my left and a dog out of my right.

 

[Optical]

Maiar.

 

[SamSniped]

Those are mammals, stupid!

Anyways, I want Mistwood out my left and Maidenpool out my right

Spoiler If you are stumped :

Hint- ASoIaF