TNESI: The Glorious Mysteries

Dachspmg said:
lurker's comment: No, they're not! ;)

Quick question: Swiss, do you want to commit suicide? :p

EDIT: Did I come up with that "To: The International Community" bit? I know I CC'ed them on some diplo in NES2 VI, and then ppl started using it...:D

I used To: World as early as stNNESIII, though it's not quite the same.
 
@Littleboots: Yes, it was because you didn't put it in the orders.

@Monsieur Panda: The Hafsids have other pending diplomacy, but they'd like it if you answered first. Unless I missed it somewhere...

From: The Papal States
To: Byzantine Empire


Needless to say, we cut all diplomatic ties with Byzantium. Your wanton slaughter of fellow Christians, even priests, all for the sake of your despotic rule, will not be forgotten.

From: Brittany
To: Irish Empire


We reaffirm our closest alliance with Ireland, but as we said politely before, we have no interest in selling our colonies at this time.
 
Dreadnought said:
To Andalusia
From Tuscany

If our warfleets wish to enter the Atlantic, we will not pay hethens to let us through,
To: Tuscany
From: Andalusia

It would be wise for one so insignificant as you to hold your tongue. What you call your "warfleet" which we call "Peasent Fisherman Boats with two cannons lashed to their sides". Your ten raft navy scares us not, and you have big words for a country so small. It would be best you keep your mouth closed and bide your time. You bring only pain upon your country.

OOC: Thayli, Panda and me are in Alliance, why would he side with the rebels in my land?
 
From: The Papal States
To: Byzantine Empire

Needless to say, we cut all diplomatic ties with Byzantium. Your wanton slaughter of fellow Christians, even priests, all for the sake of your despotic rule, will not be forgotten.

The Papal States can cut all the ties it wishes to. We have acted only against those who have acted against us. If the Papal States wishes to cut its ties with the Byzantine Empire, than the agents of the Pope, being the cardinals and bishops within Naples, shall be expelled from our territory.
 
To the Irish Empire
From Tuscany

Make us ;)

To Byzantines
From Tuscany

You enslaved our Italian brothers in Naples. We will not allow that to happen! I don't understand why you did those crimes to humanity. It was a bonehead political move. Now live with the consequences.
 
FROM: Empire of Christian Spain
TO: Tuscany
CC: Byzantine Empire


The former Second Leonese Empire, now known for all time as the Empire of Christian Spain, the union of the Christian kingdoms of Spain under a single and benevolent crown, hereby requests that the Sovereign of Tuscany desist from his inflammatory statements towards the Byzantine Empire. The Empire, a continuation of the formerly stated Second Leonese Empire, holds to any and all agreements approved by the former incarnation of the Majesty of Christian Spain, the incarnation of which being the Leonese Empire. The Duchy of Naples, having been a lawful possession of the King of Aragon, and consequently the King of Leon, Castille, Navarre, and Emperor of Spain, was sold without reservation to the Byzantine Empire. As such, any and all rebellions within said Empire and the action required therein are the sole concern, responsibility, and business of the Byzantine Empire.

Diplomacy is urged.

FROM: Empire of Christian Spain
TO: Papal States


While the Imperial Crown of Christian Spain recognizes the grief felt by the Father in Rome, we must all recognize the actions of the Byzantines were in response to a threat posed by a rebellious populace. The Fathers of the Church in Naples failed to submit to their rightful overlords, and while we would the Byzantines had shown leniency, action was required to keep the situation from getting out of hand.

War is not conducive to spreading the word of the Christ Jesus, unless war provides stability. Further inflammation of this sad event will do little aside from destabilizing the peace we have achieved.
 
Dreadnought said:
To the Irish Empire
From Tuscany

Make us ;)
To: Tuscany
From: Andalusia

Continue your reckless actions and you shall receive more than a diplomatic or economic slap on the wrist. The full force of Islam shall humble you if we must. You are a minor Italian state, and we will NOT tolerate such insolence. You have been classified as a Malefactor Nation, and thusly the rates against your merchants have just gone up. Continue and we will classify you as a Savage/Rogue Nation, and after that you shall become an enemy of the Caliphate and your merchants shall be allowed no passage and your country shall be decimated. You have been warned.

To: The International Community
From: Andalusia

Trade Status in Andalusia is defined as followed

Endorsed and Righteous-Virtuous-Benefactor-Supported-Neutral-Offender-Malefactor-Rouge/Savage-Enemy

A list of the present status of nations is coming shortly
 
OOC: it would be nice if my PM was responded to :mischief:
 
Swissempire said:
To: Tuscany
From: Andalusia

Continue your reckless actions and you shall receive more than a diplomatic or economic slap on the wrist. The full force of Islam shall humble you if we must. You are a minor Italian state, and we will NOT tolerate such insolence. You have been classified as a Malefactor Nation, and thusly the rates against your merchants have just gone up. Continue and we will classify you as a Savage/Rogue Nation, and after that you shall become an enemy of the Caliphate and your merchants shall be allowed no passage and your country shall be decimated. You have been warned.

To: The International Community
From: Andalusia

Trade Status in Andalusia is defined as followed

Endorsed and Righteous-Virtuous-Benefactor-Supported-Neutral-Offender-Malefactor-Rouge/Savage-Enemy

A list of the present status of nations is coming shortly

I thought I was kidding around, but if you want to push me around, do it. I dare you. ;)
 
I may have to postpone the posting of the stats for 24-48 hours, due to PSAT's, etc. But they'll be up, guaranteed, by Sunday.

From: The Papal States
To: Leon


The Archbishop of Naples was executed, in cold blood, for the so-called crime of refusing to pay a tax to the Despot in Constantinople. There could be nothing more disgusting and vile, and less conducive to the spread of Christianity than such slaughter.

Wubba, they agree. Not the PM you just sent me, but the other one.

So is Azale still playing? I hope that he is...

Alex, I'll answer your and all other unsent PM's tomorrow. I've been a bit short on time, sorry.

Swiss, the Hafsid Sultanate, not the Zayanid Sultanate.
 
Yes I am still playing, lesser role though, Incans :)
 
@thlayli, it's no problem, since I have PSATs tomorrow as well :p
 
Azale said:
Yes I am still playing, lesser role though, Incans :)
Austria! AUSTRIAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Austria HO!!!!

You are Austria.

And Thayli, i was asking why my ally(Panda) would assist the people who started a revolt in my nation(Hafsid). Techincally he's at war with them
 
You want to do my English for me swiss? Notecards are a biotch :p
 
Azale said:
You want to do my English for me swiss? Notecards are a biotch :p. But i'll be taking Austria back
Thats good. I'm glad you made the right choice. Just be a less involved Austria. Seriously, you created a major alliance and you are ditching it. Not cool. TAKE AUSTRIA NOW!
 
Thlayli said:
I may have to postpone the posting of the stats for 24-48 hours, due to PSAT's, etc. But they'll be up, guaranteed, by Sunday.



Wubba, they agree. Not the PM you just sent me, but the other one.



great can i get a response when u can for the others
 
Swissempire said:
Thats good. I'm glad you made the right choice. Just be a less involved Austria. Seriously, you created a major alliance and you are ditching it. Not cool. TAKE AUSTRIA NOW!

No, damnit, *I* created the alliance :p

I'll do your notecards for you Azale. Right after I finish my 5 page paper on Plato's stance on the possibility of a human having a good life based on his views in the Republic and compared to the views of tragic playwrights like Sophocles and Euripides, my 8 page paper on the workings of ancient athenian homicide law, my 6 page paper on athenian citizenship laws through periclean reforms, and get back from my bio lab.

You think notecards are a biotch, try college :p

(Not that I'm trying to minimize your workload or anything, I'm just trying to instill dread for the future :p)
 
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