TOON: The Cartoon RPG

[dragonprobably]

So I think we have enough people to start. I want to know if you guys want to wait longer for more people or if you want to play ASAP?

what would happen if I upgraded pet

I just realized that there are shticks that would be useless if upgraded. Pet would be one of those, so nothing.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Name: Stella the Space Cadet
Species: Alien Space Raptor Thing (p. Space Cadet)
Natural Enemies: Space Pirates, Slugs of any Size
Beliefs & Goals: To become a fully-fledged Space Captain and fight for truth, justice, and the American Interstellar way!

Possessions:
-Interstellar Patrol Force Cadet Uniform
-Super Shiny ID Badge
-Lazer Blaster, comes with regular and (literal) freeze settings.
-Space Baton (Like a regular one but it's chrome)
-ISPF Rules and Regulations Guidebook (contains records of all known laws as well as rules and tips for aspiring space captains)
-Woonium-Operated Omnidirectional Space-ready Hyperpack (WOOSH), ie a jetpack
-Bubble Dome Headset, expands into a glass dome that surrounds her head and lets her breath where she isn't normally able to.
-Lucky Goggles, mostly aesthetic

Picture:

Spoiler :

Description: Adventurous, energetic, and unflappable, Space Cadet Stella is the protagonist of the hit cartoon and sci-fi spoof Inter Stella. Centered around her misadventures in space, each episode is typically centered around Stella throwing herself into her next assignment with gusto, be it exploring distant worlds, battling space pirates, or traffic duty, and the usual misadventures and wacky hi-jinks that ensues. Includes a myriad cast of colorful characters, including Stella's deranged and erratic superior officer Kleg, her sarcastic AI sidekick Steve, the amnesiac blob monster Oog, the sassy space dragon Aurelion, and her arch-enemy the ferocious space pirate Pink Cape!

Muscle: 2
Zip: 3
Smarts: 5
Chutzpah: 4

List of Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 2
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 2
Throw 6
List of Zip Skills:
Dodge 7
Drive Vehicle 3
Fire Gun 7
Jump 4
Ride 3
Run 6
Swim 3
List of Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 7
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 6
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 5
Set Disarm Trap 5
Track/Cover Tracks 5
List of Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 4
Sleight of Hand 4
Sneak 4

Shticks

Flying!

 

[dragonprobably]

I think I'm ready to start soon. I'll start on Labor Day, since that time works best for me.

Omega and Ailedhoo: You're stats still don't add up to 30! If they are not fixed by the time I start the game, I'll change them myself.

 

[dragonprobably]

Smeg! I was supposed to start this today.

I need to go to sleep so I'll do this tomorrow.

Sorry.

 

[dragonprobably]

I'm starting the game soon.

Ailedhoo and Omega: I edited your sheets because the points didn't add up. Be sure to check your sheets before playing.

Edit: If you wanted to join this game but were too late, please wait until the end of the session to join. If you want me to remind you when the session ends, VM me.

 

[dragonprobably]

The IOToons in...

I Foogled You!


Link to video.

>inb4 "funny" Family Guy references

Spreadsheets​

You're walking down a sidewalk surrounded by your fellow toons. There are shops to the left and right of you. On the road there are cars, but not a whole lot; one drives down the every 30 seconds or so. Every couple of feet or so, there is a telephone pole. On one of the poles there is a flyer.

The flyer says:

~~~~~

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE ON THE RARE FOOGLE BIRD?!?!

THIS RARE BEAST LIVES IN AFRICA AND CAN TEAR YOUR BODY APART IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!!!

IF YOU WERE NOT CHICKENED OUT AT THE THOUGHT OF FACING THIS VICIOUS ANIMAL, THEN HEAD DOWN TO THE MUGGSWORTH MANSION!!!

THERE WILL BE A LARGE REWARD!!!

~~~~~

Muggsworth is not responsible for any lives lost while apprehending the Foogle Bird. Muggsworth is a copyright of Muggsworth Inc. Do not eat this flyer.

​

What do you do?

 

[Double A]

I head down to the Muggsworth Mansion to prove my nutiness.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Muggsworth Mansion sounds like a dungeon.

Peu likes dungeons!

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

Look for anyone else on route to the Muggsworth mansion and hitch a ride on the back of their head, sucking a little blood whenever I get peckish.

 

[christos200]

Go to Muggsworth Mansion to find out what happens there. Also inquire as to what the reward is.

 

[dragonprobably]

I head down to the Muggsworth Mansion to prove my nutiness.

The Muggsworth Mansion sounds like a dungeon.

Peu likes dungeons!

Look for anyone else on route to the Muggsworth mansion and hitch a ride on the back of their head, sucking a little blood whenever I get peckish.

Go to Muggsworth Mansion to find out what happens there. Also inquire as to what the reward is.

Since you don't know where Muggsworth Mansion is, you look around to find it. Luckily, there was a conveniently placed sign that points towards the mansion. You follow the sign and find more signs pointing towards the mansion. You keep following them until you're on the outskirts of town. You find the last sign, posted next to a gate, that says, "You have arrived at Muggsworth Mansion." You look through the gate to see the mansion. It has stories, hundreds of rooms, and is made of solid gold. There is a fountain outside the mansion of cherubs peeing. You can also see the door, taller and wider than any of you.

What do you do?

 

[christos200]

Knock the door and hope someone hears me and opens it.

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

Figuring that the others will take care of the task of entering the mansion, I improve the fountain by using cosmic shift to pull some leeches from the textbooks my gun fires and placing them on the cherubs.

 

[Double A]

I knock on a different door than christos.

 

[dragonprobably]

Knock the door and hope someone hears me and opens it.

You knock at the left door.

I knock on a different door than christos.

You knock at the right door.

A butler opens the French doors. He is balding and wearing a nice suit. He looks down at you and asks politely, "How may I help you?"

Figuring that the others will take care of the task of entering the mansion, I improve the fountain by using cosmic shift to pull some leeches from the textbooks my gun fires and placing them on the cherubs.

You open your textbook and reach into the textbook (Cosmic Shift: 10) and pull out a beating human heart. The butler sees this and his eyes pop out of his skull.

"Dear Lord," he says, "Get that savagery out of here!" (-1 Rep with The Butler for Haemo.)

 

[Double A]

I produce the advert out of hammerspace and gesture meaningfully to it with my fake arm.

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

Roll my eyes at the butler and say, "It's just anatomy, friend; no need to panic about it."
Then I tuck the heart into his pocket and pat it.
"Besides, now you have a spare."

 

[christos200]

Knock him out (with a kick) and sneak into the mansion.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Check the kitchen!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Assuming I'm where everyone else is, I heroically declare my profession and my intent to take the job that Muggsworth is offering!

(Sorry for my silence, back to school week has been hectic)