PotatoSamurai
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US
1. William Henry Harrison, idiot of Tippecanoe.
2. Andrew Jackson. America's Hitler.
3. George Washington. American hero, limp-dicked president.
4. Gerald Ford. Saying a pardon would allow America to move on is like saying that ripping out the last chapter of a mystery novel keeps you in suspense. On top of that, clearly a do-nothing president.
5. George W Bush. Honestly, only a portion of recent failures are directly his responsibility; the widespread Republican scandals, the gay marriage debacle, and others would be better attributed to those in power in general or just the Repubs.
World
1. Hitler. Even ignoring the Holocaust, he still wins #1 for the incredible damage he did Germany that has taken decades to reverse.
2. Montezuma. So, white man with beard = god. Okay, I can see that. Also wins for earning the hatred of all non-Aztec groups nearby, helping the Spaniards immensely.
3. Pol Pot. Killed every educated citizen in his country and wonders how the Vietnamese kicked his ass out. Heckuva job Potty.
4. Stalin. Killed more than Hitler, but the end result at least helped Russia in the long run, even if it wasn't nearly worth the deaths.
5. George III. You can blame a lot of his stupidity on his mental illness, but regardless this guy was the reason America had to fight a war to become independent.
1. William Henry Harrison, idiot of Tippecanoe.
2. Andrew Jackson. America's Hitler.
3. George Washington. American hero, limp-dicked president.
4. Gerald Ford. Saying a pardon would allow America to move on is like saying that ripping out the last chapter of a mystery novel keeps you in suspense. On top of that, clearly a do-nothing president.
5. George W Bush. Honestly, only a portion of recent failures are directly his responsibility; the widespread Republican scandals, the gay marriage debacle, and others would be better attributed to those in power in general or just the Repubs.
World
1. Hitler. Even ignoring the Holocaust, he still wins #1 for the incredible damage he did Germany that has taken decades to reverse.
2. Montezuma. So, white man with beard = god. Okay, I can see that. Also wins for earning the hatred of all non-Aztec groups nearby, helping the Spaniards immensely.
3. Pol Pot. Killed every educated citizen in his country and wonders how the Vietnamese kicked his ass out. Heckuva job Potty.
4. Stalin. Killed more than Hitler, but the end result at least helped Russia in the long run, even if it wasn't nearly worth the deaths.
5. George III. You can blame a lot of his stupidity on his mental illness, but regardless this guy was the reason America had to fight a war to become independent.