One time I spilled a solo cup full of the whiskey with a bit of Dr pepper in it on my laptop, which completely destroyed it, the laptop was on its way anyway but I lost a lot of...uh...resourcefully obtained files on that hard driveThis was in 2013 so a lot of torrents that I got back in the 00s weren't around anymore.
Wait Strongbow the...cider?
Strongbow the fizzy substitute for actual cider.
Remember at this stage of my life I was hanging around in the yard outside the school disco drinking.