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[Tahuti]

When the Netherlands fall under sea level, he can always move to Israel.

Once the Netherlands falls below sea level, I intend to expand the Netherlands towards more hospitable areas.

A Frisian-Hollander

Unamerican

Domen and Kyriakos will be surprised to hear these come closest to how I view myself.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Afrikaans.

Anyway, I have a compulsion to state the second part of Grice's Maxim of Quantity for no raisin:

Do not make your contribution more informative than is required.

 

[Oruc]

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much

 

[Tahuti]

Ashkenazi Jewish - 0.931 / 0.000 (?*) / 0.069
English (as a substitute for Dutch**) - 0.495 / 0.364 / 0.141

Dude, my Jewish half is Sephardic, not Ashkenazic. I'll suspect I end up being a Frenchman by that logic.