Urinal etiquette question

[TheLastOne36]

Another thing i noticed is when i'm at home, i pull down my pance to pee but when i'm in public i only unzip the fly and, well you know the details.

 

[warpus]

Especially since you have about ten or so years on me, if I'm not mistaken.

You forget my world-famous baby face.

 

[JollyRoger]

My urinal says she gets even more annoyed than usual when I whistle while using her.

 

[Zelig]

- farting while peeing

When do you suggest people should fart?