Valley of the Wolves: Iraq. (Rated R for retarted.)

[Xanikk999]

I think its kind of hilarious how cheesy this movie is. The director obviously doesnt have any talent. I think its funny that they used such a bad plot and its even funnier that the turks who are anti american actually see this ridiculous movie and think americans are like that.

 

[shahreevar]

Do the Americans pray to Satan and eat babies too? QUOTE]

some do, there is a church of satan, or something like that. i think its in San Francisco. babies??? hmmmm, i am not sure i have tasted that sort of delicacy yet. but you never know!

as far as the film, i havent seen, but if its a gross over-exaduration , then it is awful, and it sucks, but wait hollywood make those kinds of Flicks al the time, remember Rambo?? omfg

 

[Bizon77]

heh, you would think with that budget they could get some technical advisers to show them how uniforms should appear instead of just making them up. And the americans all look like wrestlers from the 80s. Even the worst American movies have a good wardrobe and props.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Everyone onto the streets to threatern violence against turkey.
Lets burn turkish flags and act all crazy like.

 

[shahreevar]

Everyone onto the streets to threatern violence against turkey.
Lets burn turkish flags and act all crazy like.

no, americans are prolly stuck in traffic(like here in LA LA Land), or on their 45 minuteslunch breaks.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Do the Americans pray to Satan and eat babies too?

I sometimes enjoy a baby or two at brunch time and I have been known to sacrifice orphans to Satan.

 

[El_Machinae]

I like children, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

 

[shahreevar]

I sometimes enjoy a baby or two at brunch time and I have been known to sacrifice orphans to Satan.

oooh, can you recommand a place that has good babies, i heard they make good BBQ. (i am now making myself sick

 

[Bugfatty300]

I think its kind of hilarious how cheesy this movie is. The director obviously doesnt have any talent. I think its funny that they used such a bad plot and its even funnier that the turks who are anti american actually see this ridiculous movie and think americans are like that.

I actually want to see this movie since you can only laugh so hard at a few screenshots.

Has anybody here watched it yet or know if it will be premiering in their area?

 

[Elrohir]

Do the Americans pray to Satan and eat babies too? QUOTE]

some do, there is a church of satan, or something like that. i think its in San Francisco. babies??? hmmmm, i am not sure i have tasted that sort of delicacy yet. but you never know!

as far as the film, i havent seen, but if its a gross over-exaduration , then it is awful, and it sucks, but wait hollywood make those kinds of Flicks al the time, remember Rambo?? omfg

Oh yeah, you're right, since a tiny wacked out minority in a strange city are Satanists, then the entire country, and especially the soldiers must all be Satanists.

Of course Hollywood makes stupid films too, that's not the point. The point is that this is aimed towards stirring up violence against Americans. Imagine if Hollywood made a movie about Turkish soldiers killing and raping Armenian Christians, something they actually did in the past, unlike this ridiculous load of crap. Everyone would have a field day bashing America in general and Hollywood in particular for "bigotry" and "racism". I don't see why there should be a double standard; they should be held just as accountable as Hollywood for their hate-filled propoganda.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

oooh, can you recommand a place that has good babies, i heard they make good BBQ. (i am now making myself sick

You should try Chilis "Baby Back Ribs." It's finger lickin good!

 

[Elrohir]

What have I begun?!

 

[Bugfatty300]

Everyone onto the streets to threatern violence against turkey.
Lets burn turkish flags and act all crazy like.

Excellent point.

Americans really don't care about some Turkish movie that defaces their image and name. Americans and I are not calling for a boycott of this movie or Turkey or are we burning Turkish flags. Nor are we calling for violence against Turks. We pretty limit our thoughts to discussion and a fist shake. Same for Europeans when Americans make movies that put them in a negative light.

But a Cartoon offensive toward Muslims in a European paper on the otherhand....well you get the idea.

 

[Bronx Warlord]

Well BF they are the Turks... really, who cares

 

[Bugfatty300]

Well BF they are the Turks... really, who cares

Maybe because such good American actors are staring in the movie.

I really liked Billy Zane and Gary Busey.

 

[Bronx Warlord]

No way they got Billy Zane and Gary Busey?

I'm a fan of GB and BZ myself... I may have to see it and think of it as a training film then

 

[Bugfatty300]

I might be able to forgive Busey. He seems like he has no idea what he is doing these days.

But Billy Zane? Shame, shame.

By the way according to imdb, Busey plays the evil Jew who steals the organs of the innocents. How can that not be funny?

Billy Zane the anti-muslim US Army Special Forces commander about to eat a small Iraqi girl.

Gary Busey, the evil Jewish doctor, tells Billy Zane that he needs more Iraqis prisoners to feel the months liver quota for Tel Aviv.

 

[Bugfatty300]

By the way,

Turkey isn't the only country getting into the ant-American movie trend.

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/E7F78760-6319-480E-A284-B3056A931A2E.htm

This director also makes up stuff about Americans in order to shock the audiance instead of simply making a movie depicting the real evens at Abu Graib.

Maybe not so different than some hollywood movies, except these are meant to breed hate.

 

[Bronx Warlord]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Kyriakos]

Wow, i never expected to see recognisable american actors in a turkish movie!
Iirc the only famous american actor to have played in a greek movie is Harvey Keitel (however it was a high-brow film, from a Venice film festival movie award winner). (the ones in zorba were famous but not american)
But then again i didnt expect to see supposedly respectable american actors in a Steven Segul film either :shakehead