Warhammer FB Mod

What race do you play in Warhammer FB? (you can select more than one)

  • I don't play

    Votes: 117 22.8%
  • I play Warhammer 40k

    Votes: 115 22.4%
  • I play Lord of The Rings

    Votes: 30 5.8%
  • The Empire

    Votes: 87 16.9%
  • Brettonia

    Votes: 53 10.3%
  • Orcs and Goblins

    Votes: 64 12.5%
  • Dogs of War

    Votes: 19 3.7%
  • High Elves

    Votes: 71 13.8%
  • Dark Elves

    Votes: 54 10.5%
  • Wood Elves

    Votes: 46 8.9%
  • Dwarves

    Votes: 74 14.4%
  • Chaos Dwarves

    Votes: 22 4.3%
  • Lizardmen

    Votes: 49 9.5%
  • Beasts of Chaos

    Votes: 22 4.3%
  • Hordes of Chaos

    Votes: 45 8.8%
  • Skaven

    Votes: 62 12.1%
  • Ogre Kingdoms

    Votes: 19 3.7%
  • Tomb Kings

    Votes: 44 8.6%
  • Vampire Counts

    Votes: 58 11.3%

  • Total voters
    514
Azhag the Slaughter

"The smell emanating from the Chaos Troll's lair was vile, even by an Orc's low standards. The stench of rotten meat and Troll vomit was one that Azhag had become accustomed to, but the odour of a Chaos Troll was different. It was sickly sweet and the Warlord could only barely fight down the urge to regurgitate his last meal.

Azhag and his small tribe had been forced into Troll country by marauding bands of Chaos mutants. Taking shelter in the caves, a scout party he had sent to explore the dark tunnels leading from the main cave entrance had failed to return. That night the Chaos Troll had crept up on the tired Orc band and slaughtered each and every one of them save Azhag himself who had proved the beast's match and chased the monster back to its lair. The Chaos Troll was now cornered though and fought with a determined ferocity.

Azhag jumped back just in time to see the razor sharp talons of the huge black creature pass within inches of his face. Most of his boyz had been ripped apart by those very same deadly claws. As the Troll lunged forward to tear out Azhag's throat, the mighty Orc spied an opportunity to attack. Swinging his sword in a wide arc it cut deep into the Troll's arm.

The creature let out a savage howl of pain, but even as it did the gash Azhag's sword had inflicted began to close, the blood clotting instantly before his eyes. Enraged by the wound, the Troll lunged towards Azhag, powerful swiping claws raking at his head. Azhag raised his shield and the razor sharp talons cut a deep gash through the metal. A thought crossed Azhag's mind, perhaps he had been a little hasty in his pursuit of the Troll. Now the beast was cornered and was fighting for its life instead of its dinner. As if the Troll could sense Azhag's doubts, it increased the fervour of its attack. Blow after blow rained down upon Azhag's shield tearing more great holes into the thick steel. The Orc Warlord stepped back to avoid the flurry of attacks, but in his haste he slipped, crashing to the floor.

The Troll loomed over him, its arms raised high to be brought crashing down on the Orc's skull. Azhag knew that it was over, he had met his match. He would now suffer the same fate as all those who had fought and suffered at his own merciless hands. Then a strange voice whispered softly to him. It was as if the voice was actually inside his head. He is weak, said the voice. He thinks you defeated, now is the time of his undoing.

Azhag thrust forward his sword, the blade sinking deep into the Troll's chest. The Troll slowly stepped back from the prone Orc, the blade embedded up to the hilt. With a loud crash it hit the floor, dead.

Azhag stood, glanced once at the fallen Troll and then turned towards a corner of the cavern. The voice beckoned him over. Amongst a pile of gnawed bones and broken skulls lay a grime encrusted crown. Wear me, rule me, yours will be the power. The whispers were louder now, and a dull throbbing in his brain urged him to pick up the crown and place it on his head. As he did it seemed to shrink around his temple. Yours is the power to command the voice boomed loud in the Warlord's skull. Arcane knowledge from centuries long past flooded into his memory. The voice in his head was now merging with his own. Without understanding how, Azhag knew he had become infinitely more powerful. The voice spoke again, this time it did not sound strange or unfamiliar. It was if the voice had always been part of Azhag, it was Azhag's voice. Together we shall fight, together we shall conquer, together we shall rule."


Grimgor Ironhide

"No one knows Grimgor's early history – the only Orc foolish enough to ask quickly joined the former Warboss of the Yellow Eyes tribe in a broken heap in a ditch. All that is known is that Grimgor had staggered out of the Blasted Wastes with a grizzled, bloody, and much scarred bodyguard. The few survivors were all tired ad hungry, but they were also all Black Orcs and armed to the teeth. They had clearly seen much combat and some of the blood and wounds were fresh, but after that first time, no one dared ask. What they lacked in numbers, they more than made up for with single-minded brutality. Grimgor easily took over the first tribe he met, conquered the second, and annihilated the third. There was never enough killing for Grimgor."
 
Grom the Paunch of Misty Mountain.

"Grom is a hugely obese and extremely fierce Goblin Warlord. According to legend he once ate a plate of raw Troll meat which is regenerating within him all the time. As a result he is very fat and suffers from constant agony due to chronic indigestion, which may explain why he is so fierce. He rides a massive chariot pulled by three wolves, and swings his mighty axe Elf-Biter. He is accompanied by his assistant Niblit the Goblin who carries the army's battle standard. As a result of eating the troll flesh he has developed several troll-like traits and has an almost trollish resistance to injury."



And heres another goblin hero:

Skarsnik, Night Goblin Warlord of the Eight Peaks

"'The trouble wiv you Dwarfs,' said Skarsnik, Night Goblin Warlord of the Eight Peaks, 'is that you doesn't know when you is beaten.'

Idly stroking the head of his gigantic, slavering Cave Squig, Gobbla, Skarsnik continued to address his captives. 'I mean look at that big fort of yours. Me an my lads have had you bottled up in there for more years than I can count.'

One of the Dwarfs unsuccessfully attempted to stifle a nervous snigger at this, but Skarsnik appeared not to notice and said, 'Every time you send one of your boys out to get help, I kill him. Every time your mates come to lend a hand, I kill 'em all. You need to learn that these 'ere mountains are mine, not yours.'

One of the Dwarfs sneered, 'Your days are numbered foul greenskin! When our kinsman Snorri carries word of our capture to Karak Eight Peaks, a force the like of which you have never seen will descend upon you with fire and steel.' He spat towards Skarsnik and in response the Goblin guards jabbed him repeatedly with barbed Squig prodders. Gobbla snarled, pulling on his chain and exposing rows of razor sharp teeth. Skarsnik patted Gobbla's head, knowing that despite the Dwarf's show of defiance, the stunties were afraid. The Warlord chuckled, knowing they had good reason to be.

He pulled a long, flat-bladed knife from his belt and leaned forwards, trying to decide which beard he would scalp first. As Skarsnik tested the blade's edge with his thumb Gobbla's belly rumbled and the Cave Squig belched, regurgitating something large and metallic which fell with a clatter and rolled across the floor. The beast hiccuped and both captives paled as the object came to a halt in front of them. It was a dented Dwarf helm with a prominent 'S' rune embossed on the partially digested metal.

Skarsnik is the chieftain of the crooked Moon Tribe and the most powerful Night Goblin Warlord in the whole of the Southern Worlds Edge Mountains. All the other Orc and Goblin warlords acknowledge his overlordship of the mountains around the ruined Dwarf hold of Karak Eight Peaks.

Since the Dwarfs returned to occupy their ancient hold, Skarsnik has virtually kept the Dwarfs prisoner within their tiny citadel. When the Dwarfs try to enter or leave the stronghold he hunts them down and hangs their beard scalps on long poles within sight of the citadel walls. He is remarkably cunning and is constantly luring the Dwarfs into ambushes and traps. At the battle of East Gate he managed to surround a Dwarf relief force and virtually destroy it, forcing the remnants to flee back into the citadel itself.

Skarsnik is accompanied by a huge cave Squig which he calls Gobbla. Gobbla is enormous, very smelly, and mindlessly vicious but seems totally loyal to his master. Skarsnik feeds Gobbla on Dwarfs and any Goblins careless enough to stray too close."
 
Archaon, Lord of the End Times (chaos)

Archaon is the most powerful Chaos Lord ever to walk the Warhammer world, blessed above all others by the powers of Chaos. Archaon is amongst the strongest and toughest being you can find in the Warhammer World. Weighing in at a whopping 865 points, he is a one-man (and daemonic steed!) combat monster, who can also cast spells from the lore of Tzeentch. Mounted on the feared Steed of the Apocalypse and holding the fate of the world in his hands, Archaon will lead the Chaos army to victory against the thrice accursed enemies of the Dark Gods.

Since the fall of the Old Ones and the collapse of the Gate of Heaven, Chaos has threatened to overwhelm and destroy the world. But the gods of Chaos are fickle and capricious, and rarely have they combined their forces for this purpose, instead preferring to further their own twisted schemes of domination in the hopes of ruling unchallenged. Be that as it may, every few centuries there is a mortal champion who is destined for the greatest blessings of Chaos. He is the Lord of the End Times, the Everchosen, who the Chaos gods unite behind, bestowing all their gifts upon him.

Each time one of these great warlords has walked the world it has heralded war and plague, famine and destruction on a massive scale. Nature itself abhors his presence, the ground splits asunder at his feet, the air churns and swirls around him. He is Chaos Incarnate, and the herald of the Apocalypse.

On each of the previous occasions when the Everchosen has appeared, there has been a champion of Light to defeat him - the fate of the world coming down to single combat between these two forces. Each time, the forces of Chaos have been thwarted on the brink of total victory. But now another Everchosen has risen to power. For over a century, the Lord Archaon has quested across the wastes of the north to prove his worth, seeking out the artefacts of power that belonged to his predecessors. For many years he searched, looking for the final talisman of destiny which he required to allow the gods of Chaos to unite fully behind him. The Crown of Domination eluded him though, no matter how far he scoured the land or how large his army grew.

But then another appeared; Harbinger, Be'lakor, messenger of Chaos, a daemon prince who has embodied the essence of Chaos, the first ever Champion. Once again he came back from his abode in the heavens to seek out the Everchosen, and told Archaon of the unholy resting place of the Crown of Domination. Almost unopposed, Archaon led his army into the Worlds Edge Mountains in frozen Kislev, to the First Shrine to Chaos. Here he battled single-handedly against beasts and daemons and eventually won the right to be crowned Lord of the End Times.

Realising that his own glory was not to be, the Harbinger was forced to take the Crown from Archaon and perform the unholy coronation that confirmed the Chaos Lord's status as the favoured conqueror of the gods. Now a massive army gathers in the north as Archaon prepares to sweep the world away in a tide of bloodshed and battle, so that finally Chaos will rule over the mortal world.

With the armies of Light beleaguered on all sides, shattered by the fighting on Albion, spread thin across the globe, there is little that can be done to stop him. Where now is the champion of Light to oppose Chaos?
 
That will do for now i think, dont want to fill up too many pages of fluff ;)

@ woodelf: what diplomacy text were you thinking of? i might be interested...

(EDIT) oh and ploe, instead of me posting all this crap on here, would you like me to PM it all to you? or is everyone interested?
 
Psychic_Llamas said:
@ woodelf: what diplomacy text were you thinking of? i might be interested...

Here's the original post P_L. Basically I've done the XML work, but don't know enough about WH to do the diplo justice. I can fill in some of the blanks, but would rather you guys try to keep stuff in character for the game diplomacy.
 
Psychic_Llamas said:
With the armies of Light beleaguered on all sides, shattered by the fighting on Albion, spread thin across the globe, there is little that can be done to stop him. Where now is the champion of Light to oppose Chaos?

That would be Grimgor Ironhide, who came out of nowhere, headbutted Archaon into submission, put his foot on his face and pronounced, "Grimgor iz da best!" whilst saving the Empire from being slaugtered by his legions. /orkfanboy
 
Compare:

Psychic_Llamas said:
(EDIT: ) Aenarion sound familiar, but i cant seem to find anything on him. is he a real WH leader, or made up?

To:

Psychic_Llamas said:
Malekith, Witch King of Naggaroth

"Malekith was the son of Aenarion, the first of the High Elf Phoenix Kings, and the mysterious and beautiful seeress Morathi.

I think you answered the question yourself ;)


@Ploe: Ok, then I´ll do those LH-pictures (plus the alternatives that I like better - for Azhag for example).
 
ok guys im back from my vacation
 
Sheesh, I am starting to think that forum members need to take up a collection to get the modders/developers some new computers!;)
 
Rando said:
Sheesh, I am starting to think that forum members need to take up a collection to get the modders/developers some new computers!;)
yes THAT WOULD BE FRIGGIN' SWEET!!!!:cool: :D :goodjob: :king:
 
Rando said:
Sheesh, I am starting to think that forum members need to take up a collection to get the modders/developers some new computers!;)
Lol, no kidding. Within a little more than a week we had Sevo's HD crash, Ploep's been having internet trouble and now Lord Olleus's PC has "gone to a better place". Should I be worried about my computer? :eek:
 
Rabbit said:
Lol, no kidding. Within a little more than a week we had Sevo's HD crash, Ploep's been having internet trouble and now Lord Olleus's PC has "gone to a better place". Should I be worried about my computer? :eek:

My hard drive died 3 weeks ago. I had to move the mod to another comptuer in a hurry to keep from losing it.
 
my comp is ALL good if yall need to shelter anything on it...... for backup
 
Kael said:
My hard drive died 3 weeks ago. I had to move the mod to another comptuer in a hurry to keep from losing it.
Damn it, I was joking before but now I'm really worried. My last back up was couple of months ago, I think it's time for another one. :)
 
Originally Posted by Rabbit, White
Lol, no kidding. Within a little more than a week we had Sevo's HD crash, Ploep's been having internet trouble and now Lord Olleus's PC has "gone to a better place". Should I be worried about my computer?

Originally Posted by Kael
My hard drive died 3 weeks ago. I had to move the mod to another comptuer in a hurry to keep from losing it.

well, not too forget J period, who took 3 hits/burndowns in a row, and went out on a TKO.
 
@ Woodelf: Ok, heres some Diplomacy text for Orion (specially for you ;) )

Declare War--"Beware mortal, for I am comming for thee, with The Hunt at my heels!"

First Contact--"Well met mortal. Are thy friend or foe of The Forest?"

Refuse to Speak--"A mortal dares to confront me! Begon before I send my Hounds after you!!"

Peace--"Winter is nearing, and thy armies and mine need rest. What say thee to an end to this violence?"

No Peace--"Not even the Winter of Woe could prevent The Wild Hunt from chasing thee the worlds edge."

Greetings Friendly--"Greetings friend, come, walk with me through the Halls of my Court."

Greetings Furious--"For thy sake thee had better have a good explanation for this disterbance."

Demand Tribute Weaker/Equal/Stronger--" Athel Loren seeks the aid of Her allies, and thyself is the only one worthy of such a title."
--" We have been good to thee as equals for centuries, now, about my payment..."
--" Give Athel Loren what She wants and we will not need to take it from thee...forcefully..."

Accept Offer--"I on behalf of the Asrai, I accept this generous offer."

Thanks--"Thank you"
 
@ Ploe: Ok, ill keep posting here. but should i use spoilers to save space? (i dont know how, youll need to tell me how if you want them)

@Duke: lol, oh now i know why it was so familiar:crazyeye:

Oh, and about wonders, i was doing some reading of my wood elf book and came across these things that would make good wonders. (all found in Athel Loren)

~The tower of the Eternal Wood: (an ecentric spellweaver of the woodelves built it and seeld himself inside. it remains as a mistery.) probably good for science and magic??
~The Oak of Ages: (The giant tree that Ariel and Orion are reborn in ever spring) Extra science and Could make Spellweavers get the imortality promotion from FfH?
~Waterfall Palace: Special wood elf wonder, replaced forbidden palace?
~The Wildwood: builds a dryad every 10 turns?
~Tears of Isha: Units built in this city get the blessed promotion from FfH?
~The Tree of Woe: Makes Drycha (dryad Hero) avaliable. (when heros are implemented)
~The Wild Heath: gives +50% defence to the city, and increases magic use?
~The Vaults of Winter: Lost elven Artifacts (buildings like national wonders) become avaliable to be built in the city?
~The Crystal Mere: not too sure, its a major magic area in Athel loren...
 
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