What is on your actual desktop?

Originally posted by GenghisK
I'm still waiting for the person who would say one of those:
_ my gfriend

Well, I don't put my girlfriend there. :rolleyes: ;)
 
Oooh, because You do have a girlfriend?

No. I'm not that desparate. :p

I forgot somethings on my desk-

-Envelope
-Bowl of snow ice cream
-Rock
-tiny copy of the New Testament
-Compass (of the very sharp variety :cringe: )
-Ruler
 
Been doing some more munching.

Make that TWENTY-TWO crisp bags. I actually have a mountain as high as my PC tower now.

*looks more*

My cabinet key! Yay! I can finally get into my 'cabinet of assorted PVC and leather items'.

*looks more*

My Gameboy "Color"! And Pokemon red! Okay, I don't remember buying that.

*Tosses game and looks more*

Porn...porn...dum dum de dum...more porn...la la la...A necklace! And a blue bobble! :confused: Where did they come from? Draught pieces...Plate and knife...*begins humming*...protractor...set square...28k external modem...

I think that's it.
 
Misc:
7 empty cans of Coke
3 screwdrivers
3 different cold medications.
A Necklace
Computer, Monitor, speakers, printer.
My Vince Carter Bobblehead doll (Just got it, worth every penny)
My Canadian Tire Money (over $25 bucks)

Books:
Philosophy text
Motivational Psych Text
Critique of Pure Reason by Immanual Kant (translated of course)
The Curse of the Bambino by Dan Shaughnessy

Games:
Microsoft Baseball 2001
Panzer General 2

CDs:
Asian Dub Foundation, Rafi's Revenge
Bad Religion, Recipe for Hate
 
What strange things people ask;

well, I have.

My accursed Gateway PC, HUD, Scanner and printer, etc.
Reams of photopaper,
My phonebook,
Several dozen pages of cartoon artwork I'm drawing.
Dozens of A4 sketches for my graphic novel.
A myriad of computer CDs.
CIV3 manual.
My copy of "Scipio" a fictional autobiography.
My pharoah statue.
My Phone.
My hands.
And above my desk is a poster of Denmark's rock legend, King Diamond!
 
ummm ok here we go
monitor, tower, speakers, printer, scanner, mouse, keyboard, heaps of music CDs, heaps of Game CDs, heaps of burnt CDs, a can of stain wich i used to stain the desk when i built it, f**king tones of books (not mine reading takes efort), Tisues, heaps of 3 1/2 inch flopys, bills, checks, ummmmm trophies, DVDs(forgot bout them lol), cool just found lollies, old ladys glasses, tones and tones of paper work, photos, phone, pens, rulers, glue, money tin (empty of corse), lol a tenis ball, last years calander, postits, mic, note pad.

I think thats it im not looking anymore tho coz then i might see s**t i have to clean up.
 
OK. Monitor, speakers, printer, modem, two pairs of aviator sunglasses, five pens, a watch, two keyring, one cell phone, one pair of binoculars, movie ticket stubs from Harry Potter and LOTR, Romper Stomper Soundtrack, autographed pictures of Judas Iscariot and Adolf Hitler, calculator, large hunting knife, wallet, additional money amounting to $1256.75, KGB Identification, handkerchief, Jimmy Hoffa, Screaming Jets CD, "Paperweight" by Stephen Fry, "The Stars' Tennis Balls" by Stephen Fry, "The Liar" by Stephen Fry, "Moab is my Washpot" by Stephen Fry, "My Role in Germany's Triumph" by Dr. Joseph Goebbels, a small electronic clock, several blank death warrants (ready for use), broken pipe.
 
Originally posted by GenghisK
who's that guy? a singer?

He was an American labor leader who was president of the Teamsters at one time. He was abudcted in the seventies and presumed murdered.

If I looked hard enough, I might find Glen Miller under my desk. :crazyeyes
 
Originally posted by GenghisK
I'm quite surprised those ladies don't have any poster of Leonardo DC

Pfft. :p I could bench press him. :rolleyes:


Old.


Pretty boy.


:rolleyes: Just can't see it.


If I was a girl of course eh! Don't think I'm a... uhh, well you see what I mean :)

Ah, so the truth comes out now, eh?
Actually, I do have a poster on my wall I made for school. It has Rurik, Lenin, Stalin and Nicholas II. :groucho: (You know Nicky's my favorite.)
 
If Glen Miller had managed to crashland his plane under your desk, and survive there for over 50 years, he would either be very uncomfortable by now, or starting to smell. I know I have to hang Amelia Earhart out on the line every few weeks. (She's in the cupboard)

:D :lol:

And Genghis, it is evident that you have no taste in men whatsoever;)
I could think of several better male hunk/teen idol posters to put up...Ivan the Terrible, Robespierre, Bluebeard...;)
 
Miss Becka said: Just can't see it.
Mmm, neither can I, I never saw him actually, but some girls I know told me he was playing in Pearl Harbor. And was quite hot. I don't know...

And Simon: I find Scorch really hot :p Would like to see him in leopard string, +whip. :D

Naaaa, I'm just kidding. Hey believe me, I'm not that sick, I was just a bit drunk, maybe :) On the other hand you... ;):D
 
Fie on you, you most outrageous man!

Your comments on scorch reiterate your lack of taste:p I would personally like to see him in a padded cell;) , mainly to see how his piercings contrast with the colours of the wall:cool:

As to your final comment, you don't even know what I look like, apart from a physical description of a man terrible and ugly in both visage and mind who wears a very historical moustache and sports several nasty tattoos. If this description still has you interested, I suggest you wander down to Piccadilly circus, and loudly announce you are after some 'rough trade':eek::lol: That should suffice your...needs.;) :lol:

Additionally, as stated many times before, I am a pure celibate monk, and spurn your offers of earthly delights of the flesh.

Now, I must be off to take Martin Bormann out from under the floorboards for his yearly walk.:D
 
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