Forgive me for pointing this out, but (so far) on the whole of page 3 of this thread the work desk only appears at the top in the title and the rest is entirely spam.
I am not sure whether I ought to list all the tat on my desk as I'm at work and it'd be really dull, all office equipment. Of course I could always join the spamfest and discuss Simon's megalomania or GK's sexual "orientation"
, but since I've pointed out that this is a highly spammed thread then I suppose I must make some token effort to put it back on topic. I already warned you that this was going to be boring so I'm not liable for damages as a result:
Erm, PC (obviously), telephone, DYMO tape machine (God knows where I got that from, but it could be useful if Simon wants to cannibalise the parts to build his nuclear device with which to threaten world governments), two rubber stamps and those ink boxes that you stamp them in (red and black respectively), a collection of pens and pencils in varying states of knackeredness, my Newcastle United mug and an unopened (thus far) jar of Nescafé coffee (I am aware of the exploitation perpetrated by Nestlé in Africa re: powered milk, etc, but it was the only sort in the shop on my way in this morning and I need coffee to wake me up
), some rubbishy Christmas cards I bought for my colleagues and didn't use all of them, a squeezy carton of Lucozade Sport, piles of files (alas, no smiles
), and assorted office equipment I seldom use. In my drawers I have some more files I never look at full of dull reports, my secret stash of biscuits
- you've got to have one or else all your biscuits will be gone in the blink of an eye - and my football kit for playing after work. Admittedly, my football kit has lain in my drawer for almost a month now because we can never get enough people to play
.
On the partition thingy above my desk I've got a map of the Underground for playing MC with Stormerne, and a collection of little stickers acting as tokens.
Erm, that wasn't very interesting was it? Looking back, I should have just made things up like Simon did.
Too bad, I don't have one, so I always have to go to londontransport.co.uk to see the manoeuvers 
(You know Nicky's my favorite.)
