what is the funniest joke you have ever heard

[Kakashi]

what is the funniest joke,phrase,situation ect. you have ever heard,been in ect.? if this post gets any replies then ill tell a few of mine

 

[De Lorimier]

There's a joke thread in the humor forum, I suggest you check it out.

 

[Lord_Vetinari]

I would guess lots of people have already posted their favourite jokes here

 

[Lord_Vetinari]

Dammit, DeLorimier beat me to it. Well, at least I provided a link

 

[napoleon526]

Ven ist das nunstruck git un slotermayer?

Ja! Beierhund das oder de flipperwalt gersputt.

 

[Pillager]

Mine is still, "What is brown and sticky?"











A stick.

 

[Skullbones]

Err... Here's an exceptionally funny joke:

A newbie walks into a bar.
He sits down and notices a sign that says "Guess right and win a drink" He sees a line of shotglasses and says to the bartender, "Hey, they're scotch right?"
Bartender says "Wrong! Four Rum."


Ok, maybe not that funny.

 

[CurtSibling]

Crap joke.

Two fish in a tank. One says: "how do you fire the gun in this thing?"

 

[superunknown]

Beer contains a substance that makes you want to drink more beer.


Yeah whats that?


Beer

 

[MrPresident]

One of the funniest I can think of at the moment is from the movie "Baseketball" where they go see the kid after his operation. There is just something about it that makes me laugh every single time.

As for a joke, well, I find this one pretty funny.

"I believe you have a daughter."
"Yes, Henretta."
"Did he? That must have been painful."

 

[pi8ch]

MrPresident...

Your signature is even more fun to read!!!

 

[Smaasnekje]

dangledongle...

 

[Rodgers]

"You've got some chocolate round your mouth"
"Er, yeah, I've just been eating some mousse"

 

[Cunobelin]

"Mmmm, thats good adultery"

Apu Nahasaheemapetilan

 

[Strider]

I always like the blonde jokes about trying to drown a fish.... There are quite a few of them out there.

 

[Zcylen]

Si Osama...
porque Os mata?



too bad it has no meaning if translated

 

[china444]

I already started a thread on this.
I called it:
'What is the funniest thing youvee ever heard?'

 

[CivCube]

Originally posted by Zcylen
Si Osama...
porque Os mata?



too bad it has no meaning if translated

Is that a play on Spanish words?

 

[John Smith]

Originally posted by napoleon526
Ven ist das nunstruck git un slotermayer?

Ja! Beierhund das oder de flipperwalt gersputt.

Arrrgh! Delete this post! It is against the UN non-proliferation treaty - If you fail to comply you will be facing "serious consequences"!!!

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by John Smith
Arrrgh! Delete this post! It is against the UN non-proliferation treaty - If you fail to comply you will be facing "serious consequences"!!!

Actually, I think it's the Geneva Convention that forbids joke warfare.