What is the most dangerous creature of the Pacific Ocean?

[Askthepizzaguy]

GODZIRRA? since when?

Since 1954.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Since 1954.

No way? Did i see what i think i just saw? I'm used to 1954 being your average word count per post

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

No way? Did i see what i think i just saw? I'm used to 1954 being your average word count per post

It's hard for me to dumb myself down to twitter level.

Oops that's still too many words. Let's try this:

"OMG WTH LOL"

There. That should satisfy the people who can't read more than a paragraph without pissing and moaning about (the horror) having to read on a text-based medium.

Perish the thought! I keep forgetting that people prefer pretty pictures and Dr. Seuss-level sentence structure.

 

[Borachio]

Something happened to my mad?


This is horrible news.

Fear not. The news is good and reassuring.

I haven't seen this little chap for years. He's looking well.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, rugbyLEAGUEfan.

Is any of this getting through? I could always try semaphore.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, rugbyLEAGUEfan.

Is any of this getting through? I could always try semaphore.

You would be wrong to read any criticism whatsoever into my comment. I considered placing the obligatory wink smilie at the end of my post but figured it unnecessary and that you were smart enough not to assume the worst. Even at worse, and at a push, it could be construed as a light hearted ribbing.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

You'll have to pardon me, your post looked absolutely identical to any of a thousand posts made immediately after my own over the years that amounted to whining about having to spend a few minutes reading something before responding.

Some folks prefer to read nothing but one-liners, but then they hang around in places where things like politics or religion are discussed and then proceed to bleat piteously when someone offers up a sentence containing more than one noun, verb, or adjective. The sort of person that wakes up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about their latest encounter with the semicolon.

My response is more of a reflex at this point. Much like Jimbo Kearn and his long standing policy of shooting squirrels on sight (they're coming right for us!) whenever I see anything remotely hinting of "TL;DR" on a text-based medium I assume the worst.

I suppose I am smart enough to not assume the worst, but my own patience on that particular matter has exceeded design limits.

I apologize since I was in error.

 

[Borachio]

Some folks prefer to read nothing but one-liners, but then they hang around in places where things like politics or religion are discussed and then proceed to bleat piteously when someone offers up a sentence containing more than one noun, verb, or adjective. The sort of person that wakes up in a cold sweat every night, screaming about their latest encounter with the semicolon.

You mean me, don't you?

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Apology not required but graciously accepted.

Not unlike David Putty from Seinfeld and his 8 ball jacket, I too know the undeniable truth that if you want the answer, well, you askthepizzaguy!

 

[Nobody]

Samoans

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Samoans

Manu or American?

 

[Borachio]

That's a good question. American Samoans, on account of their big uncle.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

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