CaptainF
The Professional Poster
I have two pets, a dog and a cat. The dog, named Benny, is 11 years old, in good physical health, and is a complete moron that craps/pisses wherever and whenever he pleases.
The cat, named Ruby, is a fierce little animal who has slayed numerous animals in my backyard. She is a good pet, but can be rather mean and greedy.
Needless to say, I prefer a cat as my pet, seeing as they do not require much maintenance on my part, and are relatively friendly. They may not be as unconditionally devoted to the owner as a dog is, but all I want is a companion, not a body guard.
How about you?
The cat, named Ruby, is a fierce little animal who has slayed numerous animals in my backyard. She is a good pet, but can be rather mean and greedy.
Needless to say, I prefer a cat as my pet, seeing as they do not require much maintenance on my part, and are relatively friendly. They may not be as unconditionally devoted to the owner as a dog is, but all I want is a companion, not a body guard.
How about you?