What is your surname?

[Joecoolyo]

azzaman wins the thread

 

[Tani Coyote]

Bates is a cool cop name though

Indeed, considering I am an advocate for world policing!

*brick'd for pun*

First name Norman?

...Grrrr. I get that joke from older people. Doesn't help Mom has a favorite prop neon sign that says "Bates Hotel."

Also, you can refer to yourself as Master Bates.

You're not the first person to make that joke, and you give yourself too much credit if you assumed such.

Nonetheless, grrr x 2. If I ever discover your location, I can guarantee that I shall eat you for repeating such blasphemy.

azzaman wins the thread

Aww c'mon, Israeli dictatorPresident, don't make eat you too.

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As a bonus, my name goes well with '28. The year I would be eligible for election to the Presidency.

 

[azzaman333]

You're not the first person to make that joke, and you give yourself too much credit if you assumed such.

Still funny though.

Nonetheless, grrr x 2. If I ever discover your location, I can guarantee that I shall eat you for repeating such blasphemy.

Melbourne, Australia. That narrows it down from 1 in 6 billion to 1 in 4 million.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Still funny though.

...Touché.

For this reason, I will pretend to be an otaku and call myself "Bates-sama" instead of "Master Bates" so as to avoid prompting giggle fits whenever I mention it. Why I can't just settle for "Sir Bates" or something like that, I do not know. Maybe I don't want to lobby the old woman to knight me or some such.

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To stay on topic.

I've considered changing my surname and indeed, my full name, at times. I have no idea to what, however, as I want to preserve my initials of TSEB, so that I shall always be able to brag about my name spelling Best backwards.

I've always wanted to be named "Marius Shadouno", because that name has an awesomesauce ring to me. But that'd get rid of the equally-awesome initials...

Multiple identity time, methinks.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

My surname is simply a small town in Lancashire.

 

[Luckymoose]

Musser. It's German or French or some kind of mutt. Yes I am related to all those whacked out Mormons who ran to Utah.

 

[ArneHD]

My surname is simply a small town in Lancashire.

Blackpool?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Musser. It's German or French or some kind of mutt. Yes I am related to all those whacked out Mormons who ran to Utah.

Huh, never met a Mormon named Musser. They're all named Jensen or Gardner . . .

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Blackpool?

Negative. Guess again.

 

[Yared]

Is it that town with excellent bowling players?

 

[pesgores]

Godinho!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Is it that town with excellent bowling players?

No, I think they were dairy farmers, making their home's eponymous cheese.

 

[Yared]

No Bowling people huh?