What question would you ask a Miss Universe Contestant?

[classical_hero]

Well, what would you ask?

the most recent Miss Universe has been run. I have given you are spoiler so that if you do not want to know who the winner is before it is on TV, then do not look. You have been warned. For everyone else, have a look.

Spoiler :

The winner is Miss Canada, Natalie Glebova. Here is a picture of the winner. Sorry it is not very good, but it seems to be all tha i can find.

 

[WickedSmurf]

"Do you swallow?"

 

[classical_hero]

My question would be: "Do you really think that World Peace is achievable, especially after so many attemps by previous winners, and yet there is still wars going on?"

 

[Provolution]

Question:

"What would you do for me if I made you win, and what would you not do for me ?"

 

[The Last Conformist]

"Will you sleep with me if I vote for you?"

 

[Bozo Erectus]

"What happened in your life that made you so empty inside, so shallow, and so unsure of your own womanhood, that you have to win a beauty contest in order to enjoy a few fleeting moments of happiness?"

 

[IglooDame]

"Do you feel that the contest was racially and geographically rigged, given that all the contestants were from only one species from only a single planet in the universe?"

 

[nonconformist]

"My place, or yours?"

 

[aneeshm]

"Can you see the contradiction inherent in this competition ?" would be my question . If she says yes , and starts explaining them to me , she loses . If she says that there aren't any , then she wins .

 

[Bozo Erectus]

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[punkbass2000]

African or European?

 

[Yom]

"What are you doing tonight?"

[size=-2]Hope the answer is "You."[/size]


@punkbass2000: I was confused when I saw your post (thinking you were asking about the model) until I saw Bozo's post. I immediately wanted to write "African or European," then I realized what your post was about.

Order does matter.

 

[nonconformist]

It matters, as the European swallows are non-migratory.

 

[thetrooper]

The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development?

 

[Bozo Erectus]

African or European?

Huh? I dont know I----AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Beauty pageant contenders who are Python fans must be few and far between.

 

[Keshik]

If you win, will you and Mr. Universe finally marry and produce the perfect offspring?

 

[thetrooper]

If you win, will you and Mr. Universe finally marry and produce the perfect offspring?

They already did - Perfection.

 

[classical_hero]

They already did - Perfection.

He did say perfect, not perfection.

 

[~Corsair#01~]

"So... Who were you going for to win the Second Punic War?"

 

[Timko]

After world peace, what would you wish for?