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What would you do if you were "god"?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by general_kill, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. Dida

    Dida YHWH

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    because even the perfect woman can become boring after the 3rd time.
     
  2. I am the Future

    I am the Future Oi Oi Oi !!!

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    Blow up th earth
     
  3. Dominus Romae

    Dominus Romae Warlord

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    I would end the myth that there is a god. Besides, that's impossible. We can't turn into gods because they don't exist.
     
  4. Homie

    Homie Anti-Lefty

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    :rolleyes:
     
  5. Neonanocyborgasm

    Neonanocyborgasm Deity

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    If I was God, I'd use my power to eliminate all the causes of suffering on earth -- disease, poverty, etc -- and then establish a theocracy based on my teachings. My pontiff would speak and rule for me because I would speak to him and tell him what to do.
     
  6. Stylesjl

    Stylesjl SOS Brigade Member

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    Make it so no body beileived in me. Religion will be abolished and atheism will reign.

    And then whe the world ends the aethists will be rewarded well:king:
     
  7. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I think I'll change my answer I know exactly what I would do....


    Alone be.


    Living?
     
  8. Erik Mesoy

    Erik Mesoy Core Tester / Intern

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    Local omnipotence, then.
     
  9. Evie

    Evie Pronounced like Eevee

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    1 : rearrange the clouds to make a giant picture of Mary appear in them.

    2 : rearrange MORE clouds to spell out "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN" right under the picture, too.

    3 : Mentally contact various nutcase to write a "true" factual account of the history of the universe (ie, Bible). Needless to say, this should take several lifetimes to complete, so Osama, Kim, and so forth (maybe Georges too) should be unable to cause trouble for the rest of their natural lifetime. Any other nutcase dictator shall be dispatched to help them as soon as possible.à

    4 : Replace Satan with "Murphy" as the great adversary. Murphy's Law shall now be known as the Prime weapon of hell in its war against mankind.

    5 : Turn all copies of the Bible into copies of The Lord of the Rings special edition trilogy DVD; all copies of the Kuran into copies of the Star Wars original trilogy (DVD), all copies of the Torah into copies of the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings cartoon, and so forth (the Book of Mormon get to be turned into a full DVD set of the Teletubbies. The Wahabist pamphlets get to be turned into Attack of the Clones DVDs).

    6 : Once everyone has gotten the point with Mary, replace with a giant DNA spiral, and the words, "I SO DID NOT CREATE THIS, SO QUIT BLAMING ME!"

    Other ideas may also be implemented later.
     
  10. silver 2039

    silver 2039 Deity

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    (Assuming I was god)

    Using my name to justify your own benfit. Daring to presume you know what I want and what I think. I would also specifically smite religous leaders who the hell do they think they are? Holy men? I decide who's holy dammit!! Offendin me by using books that you claim was written by me except it was written by you. Using my name for evil causes and deeds....etc...etc....
    I could go on and on.

    Edit: I can't believe I wasted my 5,000th post on this ****.
     
  11. Erik Mesoy

    Erik Mesoy Core Tester / Intern

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    And YOU think I have been presuming anything? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    In response, I'd smite all atheists for burning Bibles.
     
  12. brennan

    brennan Argumentative Brit

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    If I were god...i'd have a lot to apologise for.

    Edit: i'd congratulate all atheists on their good sense. Point out to theists that they have been stupid, and then make sure everyone understands the situation has changed...
     
  13. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    Impossible, we would just deny your existence.

    :)

    And why would you care about a book men made anyway???

    ;)
     
  14. Neonanocyborgasm

    Neonanocyborgasm Deity

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    For those of that opinion, death can be arranged. ;)
     
  15. Bozo Erectus

    Bozo Erectus Master Baker

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    Id create a universe filled with life and wait for it to evolve into my replacement.
     
  16. mitsho

    mitsho Deity

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    nothing, the Earth is fine as it is.
     
  17. Truronian

    Truronian Quite unfamiliar Retired Moderator

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    I'd ponder the exact nature of my existance and probably conclude there is some other kind of God eg. God^2. I'd then long to be God^2.
     
  18. party_starter

    party_starter Now I have to kill you...

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    i personally would make all of earth sexy women that mated with each other and gave birth to more sexy women :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  19. Eukaryote

    Eukaryote Deity

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    I would create a main spirt world with infinite souls in it. Each soul would be allowed to create any world it wanted with any rules it wanted and well anything inculding the choice to create fate or free will in the worlds it creates. And if another soul wanted to be a person in that world it would be allowed to unitl all the people in that world that needed feelings had a soul. Once you die in that world (or just leave if in that world you are allowed to leave whenever you feel like it) you come back to the spirit realm to create a new world or go into another.

    Since there would be infinte souls, all worlds that are created would have all the needs to have a soul filled up in an instant. However you would be able to join any world imaginable since there would be infite souls to create exactly the world you want to join.

    Basically this realm would have Ultimite freedom and the power to create for everybody.
     
  20. Eukaryote

    Eukaryote Deity

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    Nothing? NOTHING? NOTHING?

    The world is filled with war, Childbirth is agonizing, thousands of children die everyday in Africa because of thirst and disease and you say NOTHING?

    You know I don't like to call people stupid but....
     

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