CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE™
I would tell the world that I will destroy anyone who uses my name to cause evil.
As I would have the monopoly on causing evil!
As I would have the monopoly on causing evil!
What would you do if you were "god"?
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CurtSibling
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FearlessLeader2 said:
How do we talk to your god?
thetrooper
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Tell all the TV preachers to shut up.
CurtSibling
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I would make them all poor and wear sack-cloth too.
Akka
Moody old mage.
Because He doesn't answer.FearlessLeader2 said:
As for me, I would do only one thing, but one with quite a lot of consequences : I would make the world just, and whatever happens, would happens in all fairness.
Gr3yL3gion
Voice of Madness
I'll play Black and White 2
ComradeDavo
Formerly God
If I were a god, I reckon i'd get bored. Unless I had other gods to FIGHT!
I'd probably just leave well enough alone for the most part, other than (like rmsharpe) making really evil people develop really bizarre problems (Kim Jong Il - severe Tourrette's Syndrome, for example). Also, I'd increase the average female breast size a couple cup sizes worldwide.
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IglooDude said:
I'd like to hear that.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
I would just - be.
The Last Conformist
Irresistibly Attractive
I'd be the jerk I've always been, except with superpowers. 
thetrooper
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The Last Conformist said:I'd be the jerk I've always been, except with superpowers.
Scary!
CurtSibling
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We will all soon be able to play at being god, as CIV4 is out in a short while!
CurtSibling
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IglooDude said:I'd probably just leave well enough alone for the most part, other than (like rmsharpe) making really evil people develop really bizarre problems (Kim Jong Il - severe Tourrette's Syndrome, for example). Also, I'd increase the average female breast size a couple cup sizes worldwide.
With Kim Jong Il, what would be the difference?
I would make all world leaders into monkeys, for sheer amusement.
And I assume you will strengthen all women's spinal columns to compensate for larger bristol size?
PS
What if many women are happy with their cup size?
CurtSibling said:
Well not being God as yet, it was the first thing that came to mind as something that would slow him down. But, be assured that once I ascend into heaven I'll come up with the perfectly appropriate and effective bit for him.
CurtSibling said:And I assume you will strengthen all women's spinal columns to compensate for larger bristol size?
PS
What if many women are happy with their cup size?
Yes, their musculature would be adjusted appropriately. And they'd be perfectly happy with their new size, of course.
CurtSibling
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IglooDude said:Well not being God as yet, it was the first thing that came to mind as something that would slow him down. But, be assured that once I ascend into heaven I'll come up with the perfectly appropriate and effective bit for him.
Better add him to the list.
If you think he is the only or most dangerous despot, you'd better do some research!
IglooDude said:Yes, their musculature would be adjusted appropriately. And they'd be perfectly happy with their new size, of course.
Luckily, you are not a female god!
Kozmos
Jew Detective
I'd make a copy of Earth now and then create long complicated tech tree and make nations a lot more agressive and combat prone.Result lots of wars to watch at
Would also make a copy of Jessica Alba
Would also make a copy of Jessica Alba
CurtSibling said:
No, he was merely a handy example. Were I to spare a few moments, I could probably think of a hundred individuals for the first wave of adjustments.
CurtSibling said:Luckily, you are not a female god!
One never knows.
Kayak
Partisan
I think I'd go insane rather quickly. I don't think I could handle trancendence. How about just lots of power and wealth instead?
CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE™
IglooDude said:
If you need help with a list, just send me a few Valkyries!
IglooDude said:One never knows.
I always thought Kali was sort of cool!
