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What would you do if you were "god"?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by general_kill, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    I would tell the world that I will destroy anyone who uses my name to cause evil.

    As I would have the monopoly on causing evil!

    :)
     
  2. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    How do we talk to your god?

    :)
     
  3. thetrooper

    thetrooper Schweinhund

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    Tell all the TV preachers to shut up.
     
  4. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    I would make them all poor and wear sack-cloth too.

    :)
     
  5. Akka

    Akka Moody old mage.

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    Because He doesn't answer.


    As for me, I would do only one thing, but one with quite a lot of consequences : I would make the world just, and whatever happens, would happens in all fairness.
     
  6. Gr3yL3gion

    Gr3yL3gion Voice of Madness

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    I'll play Black and White 2
     
  7. ComradeDavo

    ComradeDavo Formerly God

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    If I were a god, I reckon i'd get bored. Unless I had other gods to FIGHT!:mischief:
     
  8. IglooDude

    IglooDude Enforcing Rule 34 Retired Moderator Supporter

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    I'd probably just leave well enough alone for the most part, other than (like rmsharpe) making really evil people develop really bizarre problems (Kim Jong Il - severe Tourrette's Syndrome, for example). Also, I'd increase the average female breast size a couple cup sizes worldwide. :)
     
  9. thetrooper

    thetrooper Schweinhund

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    :lol: :D :goodjob:

    I'd like to hear that.
     
  10. Rambuchan

    Rambuchan The Funky President

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    I would just - be.
     
  11. The Last Conformist

    The Last Conformist Irresistibly Attractive

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    I'd be the jerk I've always been, except with superpowers. :cool:
     
  12. thetrooper

    thetrooper Schweinhund

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    Scary!

    :D
     
  13. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    We will all soon be able to play at being god, as CIV4 is out in a short while!

    :D
     
  14. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    With Kim Jong Il, what would be the difference?

    I would make all world leaders into monkeys, for sheer amusement.

    And I assume you will strengthen all women's spinal columns to compensate for larger bristol size?

    PS
    What if many women are happy with their cup size?

    ;)
     
  15. IglooDude

    IglooDude Enforcing Rule 34 Retired Moderator Supporter

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    Well not being God as yet, it was the first thing that came to mind as something that would slow him down. But, be assured that once I ascend into heaven I'll come up with the perfectly appropriate and effective bit for him. :)

    Yes, their musculature would be adjusted appropriately. And they'd be perfectly happy with their new size, of course. :D
     
  16. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    Better add him to the list.

    If you think he is the only or most dangerous despot, you'd better do some research!

    Luckily, you are not a female god!

    :)
     
  17. Kozmos

    Kozmos Jew Detective

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    I'd make a copy of Earth now and then create long complicated tech tree and make nations a lot more agressive and combat prone.Result lots of wars to watch at :)

    Would also make a copy of Jessica Alba :D
     
  18. IglooDude

    IglooDude Enforcing Rule 34 Retired Moderator Supporter

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    No, he was merely a handy example. Were I to spare a few moments, I could probably think of a hundred individuals for the first wave of adjustments.

    One never knows. :mischief:
     
  19. Kayak

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    I think I'd go insane rather quickly. I don't think I could handle trancendence. How about just lots of power and wealth instead?
     
  20. CurtSibling

    CurtSibling ENEMY ACE™ SLeague Staff Supporter

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    If you need help with a list, just send me a few Valkyries!



    I always thought Kali was sort of cool!

    :)
     

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