what would you do with bill gates?

[philippe]

choose....
i hate him.
windows ME just is crap.

 

[Ohwell]

I'd force him to use Windoze ME!

Naa I am a little too cruel.

 

[Graeme the mad]

This isn't even vaguely amusing - and thats by my very, very, very, exceptionally low standards of what classes as funny.

Who the hades did you think did the earlier windows operating systems, and how about windows Xp?

I suppose you've never made a mistake.

 

[Globber]

The darkshade way??? is that arse-rape or something???

 

[muppet]

Outfit a plane's computer with dual boot capability.
Stick him on that plane.
Fly it real high near a big rocky mountain range.
Reboot the plane's computer.
Choose to reboot in Windows ME.

Wait for crash.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by Globber
The darkshade way??? is that arse-rape or something???

No, it is nothing so puerile and silly. But it is a form of death that goes far beyond the comprehension of mere mortals. Two words:
Engelbert Humperdinck

 

[Dell19]

But wheres the option to say these threads are crap?

 

[philippe]

other

 

[Beam]

Voted to give him the "simon darkshade way". Specially with either the arse rape or the Engelbert H. option.

The other ones are basically a waste of resources.

He Phillipe, find yourself a toilet and flush ME. 98 will do the job for you!

 

[philippe]

and what about xp?
so i have ME and i want to change it without installing all my programs again(some programs of me can be only installed once)

 

[Beam]

XP might be your only option since as far as I know MS hardly does support backward compatibility for OS. I recommend you check some posts in the Tech Support area for Civ III impact. What are the other programs you mention?

 

[philippe]

some games can only be installed once (protection vs piracy)

 

[Beam]

Glad you respect that. But when you go from scratch you should be able to reinstall if you have the CD's or am I wrong here?

Edit for typos.

 

[philippe]

i dont think so..i once installed a game twice and it didnt work anymore(piracy protection)

 

[Thunderfall]

wow! I am surprised so many people love Bill Gates.

 

[Beam]

Originally posted by Thunderfall
wow! I am surprised so many people love Bill Gates.

Little theory: we are all stuck with Windows whatever and fear Billies lawyers because secretly they are reading all gates/windows related posts.

Am I getting paranoid now?

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by philippe
i dont think so..i once installed a game twice and it didnt work anymore(piracy protection)

These are games? What happens if you don't have enough hard drive space so that you need to uninstall a game? I have never seen a game that cannot be installed twice, apart from demos on the same computer.

 

[allhailIndia]

Hey Phillipe, you forgot the American option.

Blow his brains out, sue his wife for 53.2billions and then get his kids hooked on drugs.[smoke]


For all the trouble you caused me with Civ3, this is too nice.

:flamedevi:BURN IN HELL, GATES :flamedevi:

 

[philippe]

thats by other ways to die...

 

[scorch]

i would make him live in a computer simulator that is run entirely on microsoft programming.