What your favourite color means for your love and sex life

[Trajan12]

Red, but using those descriptions I would be a combination of red and blue.

 

[Rhymes]

GRAY
The color gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven

This is definitely a keeper

 

[Sidhe]

It is funny that every one of these descriptions are simply labels that Western culture has put on the colors. It's all culture. For example, I'll bet some Africans would describe black-lovers as fertile and valuable partners, as black is the color of the life-giving rain clouds.

No **** Sherlock welcome to the real world, it's not exactly science. It's just oddly worded nonsense. If I was a psychologist I'd be turning blue/green and red with frustration that anyone would take colour that seriously.

It's hard enough determining someones outlook or behaviour with real condtitional psychological means without introducing rainbows and moonbeams. But that aside, it pegged me just like a star chart does, by making inane inconsistent conclusions from nothing. It's a muppet test, for poops and giggles, not for scientific evaluation.

 

[puglover]

No **** Sherlock welcome to the real world

Of course. Let me make it clear that I never believed that it was real. I was just pointing out the irony of the meaning of the color black.

 

[Shadylookin]

Red:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

makes sense but of course what teenage male isn't horny 24/7?

 

[GenMarshall]

Green (緑&#33394:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

 

[Perfection]

No choice for shiny

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Yellow
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

 

[silver 2039]

I like black and red, the below is totally correct.

Red:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware



Black:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

 

[bigdog5994]

ima blue and i cant beleve but it describes me perfectly

 

[Kozmos]

Black:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

Yup that's me a sick pervert.

 

[MamboJoel]

I asked my GF, she said I was blue. Maybe she answered that to be polite or because she had something in mind...

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

I hate personality tests. Allways insulting. (black)

 

[Gingerbread Man]

I don't have a favourite colour.

Does that mean I'm impotent? Oh dear...

 

[Eukaryote]

I don't have a favourite colour.

Does that mean I'm impotent? Oh dear...

Just go by intuition.

 

[Bad Player]

Amusing but I call BS.