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FYI Manos has the second place in the IMDB's worst 100.
and here's a brief summary:
Embarrassingly bad movie about a lost couple, Michael & Margaret and their little girl Debbie ending up in this creepy house with an even creepier care-taker Torgo. Torgo to his credit told the couple to stay away from the house because his Master don't want anyone there but Michael and Margaret just ignored him and made themselves at home and even had Torgo help them move in. Torgo looked like he was recovering from a really bad LSD trip and when you saw him walk he would sway from side to side and his legs looked like they were suffering from very a severe case of elephantiasis. The Master, who has a striking resemblance to Frank Zappa, was at the time asleep, in a zombie-like trance, in his tomb with his six wives located somewhere outside the house. Torgo was very angry at the Master for having six wives while he had none and had his eye on the nice looking Margaret for his future mate. We see Torgo later trying to grope Margaret but his actions are so weird that it really looks like he just wanted to hold on to her in order for him not to lose his balance and fall on his face and end up breaking his head. When the Master finally awakes he finds Torgo out cold as if he were a corpse and after bringing him back to life he berates him for letting the strangers into his home and also accuses Torgo of fooling around with his wives while he, as well as they, was asleep in the tomb. Later that night the Master gets the whole crazy crew together and the wives become enraged over Torgo letting Michael and the two women, Margaret and her little daughter Debbie into the house and want to have them all killed. But the Master's first wife only wants to have Michael killed and have the women, especially little Debbie, left alive. A fight breaks out between the wives over who should live and who should die of the three strangers but the Master settles to only kill Torgo for letting them in the house in the first place. having Torgo tied down the Master orders his wives to beat him to death but it looks more like they were giving Torgo a total body massages instead of beating him and Torgo looked like he was really enjoying all of it. The Master then has Torgo's left hand blown off by touching some magic staff that he has and we see Torgo, minus his left hand, running into the darkness never to be seen again in the movie. Having his #1 wife tied to a poll for talking back to him the Master beats her to death but the beating, like the one that Torgo got from the Master's wives,looked so harmless and phony that his wife must have died from laughing herself to death instead of the beating that the Master gave her. Meanwhile back at the house Michael and Margaret and little Debbie make a run for freedom in he dark desert but are caught by the Master and his wives before the get too far away. The movie ends with Michael replacing Torgo as the Master's care-taker and both Margaret and Debbie becoming his two new wives replacing wife #1.
(courtesy of sol1218)
