Which is the worst movie ever?

[Darth_Pugwash]

Excuse me, but except for the last part (with the town battle and all, where there is the usual courageous band of heroes that win against overwhelming odds)

Um, the couragous band of heroes all die, IIRC. And they are losing the battle until the planes turn up and save the day. A bit of the usual Hollywood heroics does creep in though, which is a shame becuase the rest of the film is fantastic.

But, yeah. I seriously cannot see how SPR could be considered propaganda.

 

[nonconformist]

Hmm, that is true, but I dont really think that is the point of the film. The point is that combat is hell, and the plot was really just a way of getting a squad of guys together so they go trekking accross France, experiencing the horrors of war etc. It is a bit unbelievable though, it would have easier to just skip the whole saving Ryan bit and just focus on a group of soldiers in Normandy.

Well, considewring that in the story this is based on, Pvt. Fritz Niland lost 3 brothers IIRC (though one of them was in a Japanese POW camp) and the law stated he had to be saved, but there was no fancy mission. A Chhaplain happened to come across him and discover who he was and sent him back home. As simple, and lucky, as that.

The best part of the movie is the Omaha scene. It's absolutely horrible, and I think seeing the shell shcked Miller is quite touching, despit many discrepencies.

 

[addiv]

1. White Seal
2. Taxi 2
3. Bachelor Party
4. Taxi
5. Independence Day
6. (Saw it 2 days ago) Militia

 

[The Last Conformist]

"The Core" is by far the worst film I have ever seen. It was put on the in flight movie on a trip I did a while back. It occupied 1.5 hours of attention span... time I would have rather spent looking into the blackened, dead night sky.

AAK! The Core is truly one horrid movie!

And FL2 nonewithstanding, Waterworld sucks big time. The premises suck, the story sucks, the atmosphere sucks, Mel's heroics sucks. Just about everything about the movie sucks.

 

[nonconformist]

I really hate Demolition man. And Jean Claude Van Damme sucks in Legionary etc.

 

[ferenginar]

Mortal Kombat - Kylie & Jean Claude - total and utter garbage.

 

[insurgent]

I think there is this pathetic excuse for a film called "Sex Games". Also, I very much disliked and regret having seen "The Sweestest Thing". And that ridiculous recent movie called "Freddy vs. Jason" (is that right?) was outright sad.

But I see some good candidates on the list, though - for instance "Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" deserves dishonourable mention.

 

[Mikoyan]

And that ridiculous recent movie called "Freddy vs. Jason" (is that right?) was outright sad.

Yeah. Especially the ending. Ugh.

 

[CivCube]

I think we can all agree that Super Mario Bros. was a two-hour exercise in pain.

 

[Grisu]

One that absolutely belongs on that list: Matrix Revolutions. the first was great, the second crap and the third a catastrophy

 

[polymath]

CivCube and KaeptnOvi - both spot on!

 

[Stapel]

The only time I left a cinema early, was when watching "What Dreams May Come".

 

[The Last Conformist]

Luckily, most of the outrageously bad movies I've seen have been on telly/video. There's been few ones I saw in a cinema I wish I hadn't paid for (Matrix Revolutions, for one), but none close to the horridity of The Cube or City of the Living Dead.

 

[Vanadorn]

Reign of Fire - Went in expecting planes and tanks battleing dragons - instead a bag of doody. (hell, the pictures, advertisements, and posters all showed a different movie than what was aired - what crap).

D&D Movie - With 30 years of dungeons, printed material and geeks dying for a chance to finally have a movie, couldn't they have at least found a decent story.

Star Trek 5 - Shatner should be drawn a quartered for touching the franchise.

My 2 cents

 

[WildFire]

Armageddon sucked

 

[nonconformist]

Pearl Harbor really did suck apart from the battle scenes.

 

[Ancient Grudge]

While sitting in my ridciulously long 3 hour chemistry exam waiting for it to finish i managed to think of two more terrible movies

Genghis Khan - where John Wayne plays the main role awful awful

and The Wrong Turn - a horridly predictable un horrid horror movie

 

[WillJ]

I have no idea what the title of it is, but I was watching TV one day and saw part of this 1980s movie that consisted entirely of two guys rapping about eating, while eating (and also rapping about some other things). After 25 minutes of watching it, I had yet to figure out what the hell the point of it was, and I gave up.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? If that's not the worst movie ever made, I don't want to know what is.

 

[Volum]

I am suppriesd not to se Battle Royal the acting is terrible, those damned kids seemed to never die, it got so far i was chering when one of them died. I actually laughed when this one girl goot shot in the head, but still lived like nothing happend. And THE END, dont even get me started on that. The only people who like this movie are people who like to watch sensless killing, and this one even had kids killing each other, oh the joy.

 

[Lord_all_Mighty]

*Looks at poll*

At least 'Manos' got some recognition