Which is the worst movie ever?

[Mrogreturns]

Come on man, that movie is classic. The only movie i've ever walked out on is Timeline, i just couldn't bare to see it mangled any longer.

I'm a fan of Mel Brooks and maybe I expected too much and felt cheated. I might give it another chance one day.

 

[toh6wy]

Oh man, I just voted Other thinking Plan 9 From Outer Space, but then I saw the first post. Darn. Well, I suppose it is so bad that it's funny - up to a limit. Then it just gets *really* boring.

 

[Ramius75]

Maywine.
Bettlefield earth is very bad too.

Ramius

 

[subbss]

My vote goes to the movie Ghost World.

 

[Sarevok]

Pearl Harbor is the worst film I've seen.

Its my worst too.

 

[nihilistic]

The worst I've ever seen is Shrek and/or Shrek II
I knew they would suck

I haven't seen Shrek 2 yet but Shrek was most definitely a classic.

"Robin Hodd: Men in tights".

As is "Robin Hodd: Men in tights".

I guess we just have divergent tastes of humor ...

 

[nihilistic]

I never saw Gigli nor Pearl Harbor, so I can't vote on them. I'm casting my vote for "House on Haunted Hill", something that I regrettably have seen. I think it was supposed to be a horror film with some somedic elements only that it wasn't scary, and it wasn't funny.

 

[Margim]

"The Core" is by far the worst film I have ever seen. It was put on the in flight movie on a trip I did a while back. It occupied 1.5 hours of attention span... time I would have rather spent looking into the blackened, dead night sky.

The one half of scary movie I saw comes a close second, nearly scarring me for life.

 

[philippe]

WHat about pokemon the movie? THAT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!!!!

 

[FearlessLeader2]

This one movie called Unbreakable

Either defend that slanderous assault on a masterpiece, or prepare to be taunted as only one who mocks the French can taunt a man!

And while I'm at it, how can a fantastic Sci-Fi epic like Waterworld even be CONSIDERED for a poll of this nature?

Kevin Costner should be given unlimited budget and total greenlighting for the rest of his hopefully eternal life.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Dungeons and Dragons.

I have to admit, the unrelenting stench of this movie did make me nostalgic for Superman IV: The Quest for a Really Strong Barf Bag, but only because the nauseating pall of sickness reminded me of the odor of S4TQFARSBB: that of sheerest unrelenting gut-wrenching awfulness hithertofore unknown, and unmatched ever since.

D&D is certainly on the Dishonorable Mention shelf.

 

[Garbarsardar.jr]

And while I'm at it, how can a fantastic Sci-Fi epic like Waterworld even be CONSIDERED for a poll of this nature?

Fishtar, you mean? The floppiest flop in the history of floppy flops?
The one movie that makes Battlefield Earth coherent? Kevin with the worst haircut ever?
I really dont know why I included that....

 

[FearlessLeader2]

"Robin Hodd: Men in tights". The only movie I ever walked out on (and that's coming from someone who managed to sit through "Autumn in New York").

It's funny, and sad, but Mel Brooks sometimes works a joke a little too long and wears his audience out before they get to the next one. A friend of mine was watching the premiere of Blazing Saddles (yes, he's a geezer), and after the scene with the handcart being rescued, he saw a young black couple get up and walk out in disgust, thereby depriving themselves of watching Cleavant Derricks mock, frustrate, and effectively humiliate just about every single white man in the movie.

I have to regard more as their loss, but Mel has to learn when to let a gag end.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Fishtar, you mean? The floppiest flop in the history of floppy flops?
The one movie that makes Battlefield Earth coherent? Kevin with the worst haircut ever?
I really dont know why I included that....

Box-office success is irrelevant. Haircuts are irrelevant. Story is ALL.

 

[Garbarsardar.jr]

Box-office success is irrelevant. Haircuts are irrelevant. Story is ALL.

There is definitely more story on my toothpaste.And my toothpaste is not a MadMax rip-off.

BTW where is the french taunting?

 

[Iggy]

It's funny, and sad, but Mel Brooks sometimes works a joke a little too long and wears his audience out before they get to the next one.

I found that to be the case in most of his films. For its day Blazing Saddles was a cracking film, but still did not quite reach its potential.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Very well you messy-potted potter of potty messes! You worshipper of the avatar of a golden swine! I wag my genitals in the direction of your aunties!

I shall waste no more time on a smelly wiper of other people's bottoms!!

 

[Garbarsardar.jr]

Very well you messy-potted potter of potty messes! You worshipper of the avatar of a golden swine! I wag my genitals in the direction of your aunties!

At least there is obviously ONE movie on which we absolutely agree
(Although Camelot is rather silly... )


but on topic again:

Waterworld is definitely a bad hair movie. Dennis Hopper has none, Kevin Costner's is thinning, and Hopper's assistant thug looks as if his has been growing for decades. In the absence of humor, drama, or character chemistry, you notice things like that...

...and I fart on your general direction!

 

[Akka]

Saving Private Ryan is an awful movie. I can't believe how 50 years after US brilliant victory over the Nazis, people are now able to make propaganda movies about it that would have impressed Goebbels.

Excuse me, but except for the last part (with the town battle and all, where there is the usual courageous band of heroes that win against overwhelming odds), SPR isn't even a glorification, so calling it "propaganda" is seriously twisted...
It shows war, and war alone, through the eyes of some guys. I hardly see how it can relate to propaganda, seriously...

 

[Amenhotep7]

@LLXerxes

Shrek and Shrek 2 were both classics, combining tradition and pop culture in an interesting yet hilarious mix. What do you got against the ogre, eh?