While We Wait: Boredom Strikes Back

[Ninja Dude]

neschat y u no connect wit me

 

[Terrance888]

Seconded.

 

[Kozmos]

Ah so it is not my ISP sucking balls.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Thirded.

 

[Matt0088]

In spite of the several days that have passed, only 5 stars have changed hands in Neptune's Pride- merciary's lower two stars have fallen to Shadowbound, I have retaken one of Matt0088's old core systems, Arich, from Thlayli, and Daftpanzer and I have both taken one unclaimed planet for ourselves. Tensions seem to be high between Daft and Shadow, while Thlayli and I have thrown vast numbers of fleets into the bloodbath that is Tania- that system switched hands 5 times last night. I might have lost fewer carriers had I not bumbled my maneuvers due to the Yukon's internet being out last night, which coincidentally also trashed our Dungeons and Dragons session.

If I understand correctly, the outage had something to do with a moose chewing through the territory's internet tube.

Well if you're feeling the stress of war, come by and visit my trio of luxurious vacation stars and interstellar resorts!

 

[Terrance888]

I shall visit them with my Ever Victorious Starfleet.

 

[Masada]

If I understand correctly, the outage had something to do with a moose chewing through the territory's internet tube.

How long till Canada falls? First domestic insurrection, now domestic terrorism.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Thank you all very much.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

We've dealt with domoosetic threats since Confederation, we'll pull through just fine.

 

[qoou]

Alt-hist idea:

Mikhail Gerasimov keeps Timerlane exhumed for several more months than in OTL, and as a result the encirclement of German troops at Stalingrad is a complete Russian failure.

Or, alternately, Gerasimov never exhumes Timerlane, and thus Operation Barbarossa is never launched and Germany and Russia maintain an uneasy peace.


Too bad WWII alt-hists are so cliché, because this Timerlane tomb myth is one of the better ones out there.

 

[Masada]

Who is Timerlane? Shouldn't that be Tamerlane.

 

[Tee Kay]

Timur/Temur/Taymur/Timor/Timur Lenk/Teymur-e Lang/Timur-e Lang/Timor i-Leng/Timor Lank/Timir-leng/Timer Lenk/Tamburlaine/Tamerlane!

 

[Masada]

There's no Timerlame in there I note.

 

[Anonymoose]

You note, do you? Well make sure to get that to my secretary. Your note will be noted and reviewed within four to six business months, and appropriate measures will be taken. Also,

Timerlame

- Good pun there.

 

[Abaddon]

In spite of the several days that have passed, only 5 stars have changed hands in Neptune's Pride- merciary's lower two stars have fallen to Shadowbound, I have retaken one of Matt0088's old core systems, Arich, from Thlayli, and Daftpanzer and I have both taken one unclaimed planet for ourselves. Tensions seem to be high between Daft and Shadow, while Thlayli and I have thrown vast numbers of fleets into the bloodbath that is Tania- that system switched hands 5 times last night. I might have lost fewer carriers had I not bumbled my maneuvers due to the Yukon's internet being out last night, which coincidentally also trashed our Dungeons and Dragons session.

If I understand correctly, the outage had something to do with a moose chewing through the territory's internet tube.

I am sitting back, building up a monstourous fleet, then hurting, someone.. bids please!

 

[Anonymoose]

If I understand correctly, the outage had something to do with a moose chewing through the territory's internet tube.

Oh yeah sorry about that. A brother's gotta eat. :/

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I'm pretty sure it was Lucky.

 

[~Darkening~]

Delete-o.

 

[Masada]

- Good pun there.

That was unintentional... I think!

 

[Anonymoose]

I figured as much. I just wanted to play Masada and point out somebody's typing error. Feels good, man.